The End:Never before has dying sounded more lonely

Dead!:This song is a list of terrible things to say to someone and it is so much fun

This Is How I Disappear:I don't know who Gerard is singing to, but I hope they stayed

The Sharpest Lives:I'll blow Gerard. I don't care about the kiss before she goes

Welcome to the Black Parade:Never has dying sounded more fun

I Don't Love You:Colton Haynes

House of Wolves:Am I angry? Am I scared? Am I aroused?

Cancer:What did I ever do to deserve to feel this sad?

Mama:*Furiously air-guitaring* MA-MA, MA-MA, MA-MA AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sleep:Never before has dying sounded more depressing

Teenagers:I would recognise this opening riff while dead

Disenchanted:"You're just a sad song with nothing to say about a lifelong wait for a hospital stay" is the most longwinded and emo way to say "shut up" ever

Famous Last Words:Never before has dying sounded more life-affirming