GERD, RUUUUN!

"IM RUNNING, AUTHOR!" GERD YELLED, ALPACAS CHASING HIM DOWN
THE STREET  FRONK RAN UP NEXT TO HIM

"ITS THE GOD DAMNED ALPACALYPSE! RUN, FUCKERS, RUN!

DAN EMBRACED THE ALPACAS
"COME TO ME, ALPACAS, I AM YOUR LEADER"
THE ALPACAS EMBRACED DAN AND ATE HIM FULL, INCLUDING BOB.

AND BRENDON URIE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.