(Coffee's For Closers)
Misheard Lyrics:
Women made me

Original Lyrics:
When they made me

20 dollar nosebleed
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me, Mr Ben a dream

Original Lyrics:
Call me Mr. Benzedrine

27
Misheard Lyrics:
My mind is a safe
And I keep it in the onion ring

Original Lyrics:
My mind is a safe
And if I keep it in we all get rich

7 Minutes In Heaven
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep killing mustard, I keep killing mustard

Original Lyrics:
I keep telling myself, I keep telling myself

A Little Less Sixteen Candles and a Little More 'Touch Me'
Misheard Lyrics:
I said "my cock's early cause you know I'm always late."

Original Lyrics:
I set my clocks early 'cause you know I'm always late.