(M. INC, this is a *semi* HUMAN AU all characters still have their horns and tails/wings.) Mike is completely blind in one eye and usually hidden in his hair to account for the whole, one eye thing.

Mike chuckled as they walked into Monsters Inc.

"you gonna be okay with those new recruits tonight?" Mike ask, smiling. Sully smirked at him.

"after last night with you? movies, take out, a nice shower, and you even walked on my back to make it pop. if you promise to treat me right again, then hell yeah." Sully said. Mike laughed and cuddled to his side. "but you know they'll be out on the floor tonight." Sully said. Mike pouted.

"well who are we stuck with?" Mike frowned. Sully frowned and didn't answer. "James Sullivan, who are we stuck with?" Mike hissed.

"Johnny Worthington." Sully sighed.

"no." Mike glared.

"no choice Mike, you know we get stuck with the worst and no one else wants to deal with his attitude." Sully said.

"well I'm not helping that ass hole." Mike glared.

"oh no Mikey, you get stuck with Chet. Waternoose thinks he'd make a better assistant than a scarer." Sully said. Mike stopped in his tracks.

"hell no!" Mike hissed.

"Mike-" Sully started.

"do not, 'Mike' me. you fucking set me up to work with the guys that bullied the absolute fuck out me in college!" Mike hissed.

"and you know I wouldn't let them do that here." Sully growled lowly. "you know that since we started dating I have done everything to protect you. I don't have a choice here. neither of us do Mikey." Sully said softly. Mike sighed and looked away.

"I don't like it." Mike mumbled. Sully sighed and kissed his forehead.

"I know, but you have to do this okay?" Sully murmured softly, rubbing Mike's cheek gently with his thumb. Mike sighed and turned his head away with a dirty look.

"you owe me big fucking time." Mike hissed, walking off. Sully followed him.

"I love you." he said pushing Mike gently. Mike scoffed and kept walking. "hey, c'mon. I love you." Sully repeated.

"fuck off." Mike glared.

"Mike Wazowski, I love you. please respond." Sully said following him. Mike flipped his boyfriend off and kept walking. Sully grabbed his arm harshly when they entered the locker room. "look, if there was another option I wouldn't let them near you but if they put a hand on you I swear to god, job or not, I'll fucking kill them Mike." Sully said. Mike pulled his arm free.

"fine." Mike mumbled. he huffed and crossed his arms. "and I love you too." Mike pouted. Sully chuckled softly, kissing him softly and nuzzles him.

"thank you." Sully smiled. he stepped back and opened his locker. Mike got into his own locker.

"Well. well. well. if it isn't little one eye'd Mike." Johnny smirked. Mike shot the dirtiest glare at Sully.

"Johnny, leave him alone. your fucking furture rests on us getting along and you talking shit to my boyfriend won't help that." Sully warned him lowly. Mike put in his contact and grabbed his hard hat.

"look here, I was just excited to see an old classmate." Johnny smirked.

"then don't make fun of him. if you think one eye is bad, make fun of him. we'll see what else looks bad when you only have one of it." Sully glared.

"teeth do." Chet grinned slightly. everyone gave him a dirty look.

"Mike go show Chet the scar floor get everything set up. there's 5 other groups of recruits out there. just make sure everyone'ready to go." Sully said.

"yeah sure." Mike mumble and headed out of the locker room. Chet followed immediately.

"so Wazowski hows life been?" Chet ask.

"stop talking. I'm not talking with you. you're a bully and a fucking jerk." Mike said. he walked up to Roz's desk.

"Wazowski." Roz frowned. "whose that?" she glared.

"some new recuit." Mike mumbled taking his files. he headed off onto the floor with Chet following.

"you stuck with this too Wazowski?" Charlie asked amused.

"don't even get me started Charlie." Mike grumbled.

"oooh, someone's not happy." Fred smirked.

"if you want to keep that smirk, I suggest you wipe it off your face when you look at me." Mike hissed. the other assistance, and their recruits, were shocked at Mike's short temper.

"hey Mike you okay?" Charlie ask.

"do I look okay?" Mike snapped. he sat up his area silently and waited for Sully.

"what do we do?" Chet ask.

"we take care of the scarers." Mike said. "change the canisters, swipe the cards. keep the doors flowing, they keep the screams coming. we work together." Mike said flatly. Chet nodded.

"how come I'm not a scarer?" Chet glared.

"Waternoose thinks you're better suited for an assistant." Mike said.

"well how could I be suited for assistant when you're stuck as one?" Chet huffed.

"stuck?" Mike glared. "I am not stuck! I chose to stay Sully's partner." Mike growled lowly. Chet frowned. "shut up. stand still. they're coming out." Mike said. he looked over and it was a blob of scarers and recruits. it was terrible. Mike hated new recruits, nothing ever went right with them. today was going to be a disaster. they walked to their respective spots. Sully looked at Mike.

"hey Mike. hows it look today?" Sully ask.

"well apparently, Johnny is really bad, we've got babies. 3 and 4 year olds." Mike said. Johnny growled lowly.

"Mike." Sully warned slightly. Mike shrugged slightly. Sully smiled at him and ruffled his hair. "just a couple days. don't be a stick in the mud." Sully chuckled. Mike glared at him.

"I will hit you." Mike said. Sully shrugged at Mike.

"eh, you've made the threat before." Sully chuckled. Johnny scoffed rolling his eye's.

"whats the kid afraid of?" Johnny hissed. both looked over.

"what?" Sully ask.

"what is the kid afraid of? we're trained in college-" Johnny started.

"this isn't college, so shut up and wait for instructions." Mike hissed.

"Mike be nice." Sully sighed. Mike glared at him.

"fine. she's afraid of dogs and thunder." Mike said. "but that won't help you here. these are real kids, not simulations." Mike added. Johnny glared at him.

"listen here little punk-" Johnny growled. Sully shoved him back.

"no, you listen. keep threating my boyfriend. I'm about to snap your neck." Sully growled lowly, stepping infront of Mike. Johnny glared and backed off slightly. "last warning Johnny. one more mean word to him and I'll snap your neck." Sully growled lowly. Johnny nodded silently, giving him a dirty look. the alarm went off and Sully motioned for Johnny to follow him into the room. Johnny did pretty good and they headed back out. people were gathered around there desk, worriedly calling for first aid. "Charlie! what happened?" Sully ask, moving Johnny out of the way.

"Randall beat him up!" Charlie said, moving so Sully could see Mike. he was laying on the ground on his back, hard had askew, nose pouring blood, ears slowly dripping blood, and his mouth gushing blood. one eye looked swollen and his face was already turning purple. there were hand prints around his throat.

"MOVE!" Sully shouted, shoving everyone out of his way. Chet was actually knelt next to him, trying to get his attention.

"Mike? Mike!" Chet called, patting his cheek.

"move Chet." Sully growled. Chet moved quickly and Sully knelt beside Mike. "Mikey c'mon man." Sully said, gently rolling him over onto his side so he wouldn't choke on the blood. "someone tell me what the hell happened!" Sully growled

"he bumped into Randall when the recruit dropped a canister. Randall lost his shit and just beat the fuck out of him." Tony said.

"where is he?" Sully growled in a deep voice.

"over there." Tony pointed at Peter, who was holding Randall down tightly. he looked beat up. "the recruit knocked the fuck out of him." Tony added. Sully looked at Chet and nodded to him, with a very serious look. Chet nodded slightly at him with wide eye's.

"he hit him a couple times with a full canister. it was an accident. I didn't mean to drop it." Chet said. Sully nodded.

"it's okay Chet." Sully said, scooping Mike up. "EVERYONE MOVE NOW!" Sully growled. monsters pretty much jumped out of the way and Sully got up, running to the first aid office. Mike looked up at him, looking dizzily at him, but gave him a bloody smile. "hey baby. it's okay. I got you." Sully murmured.

"m'okay put me down. gotta thank Chet." Mike mumbled.

"they can wait. you need a doctor." Sully ignored him and carried him off quickly, making a mental not to thank Chet again later.