There once was a boy Called Eustace
Who read books full of facts that were useless.

His learned about kings and he learned about knights,
And became wholly fascinated with their daring fights

Then one day he changed his name
To a princes name, a name of fame.

He said, "I'm roman, the Disney Prince,
There's none like Me" and there's been none since.

He's remembered through history by his many stories
None of which tell his glory

Cus of all the books that wept and wailed

They only remember where he failed.