a/n we're gonna do a couple timeskips with dates written like day/month bc fuck americans so try n keep up hehe 2nd last chapter tingz ✨

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28/6
jersey bois ✊

straightale:
ik i encouraged them but someone pls send help im tired of third wheeling

they wont stop making googly eyes at each other pleasE we're in class

i hate it here

robo the hobo:
its gotten to the point where i actually work in physics because otherwise i'd have to put up with those two

edgar allen HOE:
theyve been in the honeymoon phase for months when will they start hating each other 😭

CEO of kissing the boys:
never 🥰

slomo king:
They were in the honeymoon phase BEFORE they started dating

straightale:
im tired of being reminded how single i am i stg

kais boyyyyfriend:
mad because you aint us i see i see

straightale:

edgar allen HOE:
bruh can you imagine if they get married though? theyre DATING and this is how sappy they are 💀

kais boyyyyfriend:
ogey marry me kai 🥰🥵😘

CEO of kissing the boys:

slomo king:
Remember the days when Mattia simped for a new girl every week

How the fuck did Kairi change him into this

CEO of kissing the boys:
i manifested it ✨😌

i have a bottle of water by my bed that i filled with my will for mattia to be gay and i make sure to cast the spell every night so he never goes back ☺️💕

edgar allen HOE:

robo the hobo:
mattia blink twice if you need help

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4/7
jersey bois✊

CEO of kissing the boys:
Hey 👋you hot 🔥⭐️ piece of American 🇺🇸 ass 🍑! Today 🌞 is the fourth 4️⃣ of July ⭐️ also known as 💭 Independence Day! 1776 🙈 years ago, America 💙❤️💙 was ruled 👸🏼 by King George Washington 🍆👴🏼 from the country 🇹🇷 Europe 😱😖. Thank goodness 🙏 Daddy Sam 🍆👨🏻🇺🇸 and Barrack Obama 🍆👦🏾 won our freedom 🙌 from them. Today 🏆 is a day to celebrate 🍾🎊🎉 our religious 🙏 and sexual🍆 😳 liberties. So get down ⬇️ on your knees 👖and worship your daddy 🍆👴🏼 and thank him 👌 for your liberal 😻 labia 🌷! Send this to 🔟 of your favorite Stars ⭐️ and stripes sluts 👸🏼👧🏻👶🏻! If you get 0️⃣ to 5️⃣ back, freedom rings 🎊 throughout your pussy 🎀 because it is so empty 🗑 and large 👀. If you get 6️⃣ to 8️⃣ back, your daddy 🍆👴🏼 is sure to give 👉 your sweet land of Liberty 👅👄 a taste 👏😫! And if you get 9️⃣ to 🔟 back, your patriotic 🇺🇸🎊💙❤️ pussy will be filled with nationalism 🇺🇸💙❤️💯 and dick 🍆!

anyways make sure you all send this back to me i have to go send it to 4-5 other people 🥰

robo the hobo:
why 4 to 5?

straightale:
because there are 5 of us

robo the hobo:
and?

straightale:
robert read the last bit he needs 9-10 people to send it back jfc

edgar allen HOE:
NASTY

NO

BAD

CEO of kissing the boys:
send it back :(

robo the hobo:
no.

CEO of kissing the boys:
am i not your favourite stars and stripes slut :((

kais boyyyyfriend:
Hey 👋you hot 🔥⭐️ piece of American 🇺🇸 ass 🍑! Today 🌞 is the fourth 4️⃣ of July ⭐️ also known as 💭 Independence Day! 1776 🙈 years ago, America 💙❤️💙 was ruled 👸🏼 by King George Washington 🍆👴🏼 from the country 🇹🇷 Europe 😱😖. Thank goodness 🙏 Daddy Sam 🍆👨🏻🇺🇸 and Barrack Obama 🍆👦🏾 won our freedom 🙌 from them. Today 🏆 is a day to celebrate 🍾🎊🎉 our religious 🙏 and sexual🍆 😳 liberties. So get down ⬇️ on your knees 👖and worship your daddy 🍆👴🏼 and thank him 👌 for your liberal 😻 labia 🌷! Send this to 🔟 of your favorite Stars ⭐️ and stripes sluts 👸🏼👧🏻👶🏻! If you get 0️⃣ to 5️⃣ back, freedom rings 🎊 throughout your pussy 🎀 because it is so empty 🗑 and large 👀. If you get 6️⃣ to 8️⃣ back, your daddy 🍆👴🏼 is sure to give 👉 your sweet land of Liberty 👅👄 a taste 👏😫! And if you get 9️⃣ to 🔟 back, your patriotic 🇺🇸🎊💙❤️ pussy will be filled with nationalism 🇺🇸💙❤️💯 and dick 🍆!

anything for you baby 🥰

CEO of kissing the boys:
2/9 lets gooo

robo the hobo:
who else sent it back 💀

CEO of kissing the boys:
alvaro did it privately because bottom rights!

slomo king:
What the fuck am I reading

CEO of kissing the boys:
my fifty shades of grey fanfic 🥰 if you and 6 others send it back you can get front row seats to the live reenactment 🥰

robo the hobo has kicked CEO of kissing the boys from the group.

kais boyyyyfriend has added CEO of kissing the boys to the group.

CEO of kissing the boys:

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11/8
Private Chat

bb❤️:
matttiiii my loveeeeee

mattia❤️:
what do you want bb??

bb❤️:

any chance you want to go the sunflower festival with me?? its in chester and todays the last day and i really want to go 🥺🥺 i'll give you my undying love and i'll even drive please can we go togetherrr

mattia❤️:
yeah of course bubba you dont need to convince me

bb❤️:
are you sure because i had a whole list of reasons copied and ready to paste n it would be a shame for it to go to waste

mattia❤️:
send it if you want but of course i'll go if you're interested in it

bb❤️:
reasons we should go to the festival:
1. we havent had a date in AGESSSS
2. they let you take photos in the sunflower fields and it'll be a cute keepsake 🥰
3. they also have rides and mazes so even if we get bored we'll have something to do
4. ice cream!!! music!!! come on!!
5. you love me and therefore we should go

tada!

mattia❤️:
hey kai

bb❤️:
yeah?

mattia❤️:
youre so fucking cute im so in love with you

now give me 10mins to get ready, see you soon babe ❤️

bb❤️:
im in love with you MORE❤️💕💞💘❤️💕💖

mattia❤️:
i beg to differ

bb❤️:
then beg 🥰

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7/9
jersey bois✊

CEO of kissing the boys:
all the labor day emojipastas are lame and so short 😔

robo the hobo:
oh thank god we're free

CEO of kissing the boys:
Hey 🍆you labWHORE day 🍷🍷hoes!!! 2️⃣Day is the day to kick back 😎 and relax on some THICC 🍆🍆🍆. Daddy will be waiting 4 u on this 😩😧😰 H☢️T mondday to give you a quick 💨 pump⛽and dump 💩. So slut on down ⬇️ and spread 🍗💦🍗 those thighs and get your laboria pounded 🔨🔨⚒️.

see look at that :( where is the flavour :( the spice :(

straightale:
i-

anyway.

slomo king:
Oh to see without my eyes

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9/10
kairicosentino is live now!

Kairi is leaning against Mattia's chest, the two of them on Mattia's couch. They both seem really happy.

"'Happy six months!'" Kairi reads, smiling. "Thank you! We just got back from our date and we're killing time before dinner with Mattia's parents."

"My mum adores him," Mattia chimes in. "She's always going on about how polite Kairi is and that he's like a third son to her. She also thinks that I'm a bad influence, which, ow. What have I ever done wrong?"

They both laugh. "My mum thinks I'm the bad influence too, but at least she didn't put a camera in my room."

Mattia shakes his head. "I'm trying to convince them to get rid of it. It's not working so far."

"Maybe I can talk to them over dinner?"

"No! Do you know how sus that is? My boyfriend wants the camera in my room to be taken out? That'll go down well!"

"Do you know how sus turning it around is?" Kai mimics. We watch as the two dissolve into a playful argument, seeming to forget that they're even live. Kairi and Mattia both erupt into a fit of giggles, and the phone slips out of Kairi's hand as Mattia pulls him back onto his chest. The screen goes dark for a few seconds, until we finally see Kairi again.

"If this had've cracked, I would've murdered you," he deadpans to Mattia.

"I'm sure if you had've asked my parents really nicely they would've gotten you another," Mattia jokes. "Then they'd ground me for upsetting their favourite son."

"As they should," Kairi huffs.

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31/10
jersey bois✊

CEO of kissing the boys:
its halloween you know what that means!!

robo the hobo:
oh god not again

edgar allen HOE:
‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽

HA BEAT YOU KAIRI

CEO of kissing the boys:
i will kill you.

jk i love you my spooky slut!!

‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽

slomo king:
I can't wait for Christmas because we'll be with you and I can hit you if you send something like that again

CEO of kissing the boys:
gotta get through thanksgiving first 🥰

straightale:
please hurry up these lovebirds have not stopped being sappy!!!

CEO of kissing the boys:
dw ale i'll get you a bf and then you can be the sappy ones!!

robo the hobo:
how are you gonna get ale a bf when all the gays at our school are in love with you

CEO of kissing the boys:
alvaro❤️

straightale:
huh?

CEO of kissing the boys:
dw about it❤️

edgar allen HOE:
👀

kais boyyyyfriend:
👀

slomo king:
👀

robo the hobo:
i am. confused.

straightale:
me too tf

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26/11
jersey bois✊

robo the hobo has kicked CEO of kissing the boys from the group.

robo the hobo:
not today!!

edgar allen HOE:
whats good 😜 u candy cane cum guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph panties 🔴 pop ur peppermint pussy 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the  mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌  🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin dicked down 😱 in 2❕0❕2❕1

kais boyyyyfriend:
whats good 😜 u candy cane cum guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph panties 🔴 pop ur peppermint pussy 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the  mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌  🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin dicked down 😱 in 2❕0❕2❕1

straightale:
whats good 😜 u candy cane cum guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph panties 🔴 pop ur peppermint pussy 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the  mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌  🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin dicked down 😱 in 2❕0❕2❕1

slomo king:
whats good 😜 u candy cane cum guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph panties 🔴 pop ur peppermint pussy 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the  mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌  🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin dicked down 😱 in 2❕0❕2❕1

kais boyyyyfriend has added CEO of kissing the boys to the group.

CEO of kissing the boys:
i see you all got my message!!

robo the hobo:
why do you indulge him!!

straightale:
tis the season to be jolly

CEO of kissing the boys:
aND virgin boys will be reunited in two (2) weeks! cause for celebration!

happy spanksgiving everyone ✨😌

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a/n last chapter will either come today or some time next week because of my work schedule

bruh im kinda 🥺🥺 tho bc damn... one more chapter huh... however i planned a cute ending that i actually really like!! see you guys soon 🥺🥺