a/n rip to ppl who arent connected to the internet bc this chapter is mostly memes

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jersey bois ✊

CEO of kissing the boys:
day 2 of not talking to the school counsellor lets gooo

robo the hobo:
honestly why do you even go?

CEO of kissing the boys:
until mattia gets back im skipping as many classes as possible hehe

honestly i can get by on one late slip from her for the whole day

nobody checks

edgar allen HOE:
kairi said head empty mouth closed

CEO of kissing the boys:
and aint nobody gonna change that 😤

kais boyyyyfriend:
one more day of sitting at home n then im back to break some bones!!

straightale:
you know you have a test for chem soon??

CEO of kissing the boys:
👁👄👁

i have a WHAT

slomo king:
RIP Kairi you'll be missed

kais boyyyyfriend:
dw kai they sent me the work so i'll send them to you too

CEO of kissing the boys:
um actually no thx according to my boyfriend that is Flirting and not allowed

kais boyyyyfriend:
HE WAS THO

CEO of kissing the boys:
or maybe peter was being nice!!

straightale:
one day kai

one day you'll realise that ur oblivious

CEO of kissing the boys:
name one (1) time ive ever been oblivious to anything ever

straightale:
mattia liking you

kais boyyyyfriend:
ale liking you

CEO of kissing the boys:
👁👄👁

stfu mattia he was joking yesterday

straightale:
lmao

oblivious, like i said

CEO of kissing the boys:
WHAT

WHEN

robo the hobo:

that's kairi to everyone who's ever liked him

edgar allen HOE:
hold up

i thought he was joking too????

slomo king:

straightale:
remember when we kissed as platonic bros

turns out people dont actually do that

but dw ive long since graduated from kaisexual 🤢

kais boyyyyfriend:
kaisexual is the top tier? you literally cant go past it???

straightale:
omg ur right 😍😍 im now madly in love with ur boyfriend hes so hot 🥵🥰😍😘 thanks for encouraging me to pursue him 🤩🤩

kais boyyyyfriend:
🔫🐸

edgar allen HOE:
kairi out here turning all the boys gay

CEO of kissing the boys:
its my one talent 🤩 ur next aloe vera come have a platonic smooch i promise it wont make u homiesexual hahaha uNLESS 👀

edgar allen HOE:
ogey coming baby 💕

kais boyyyyfriend:
🔫🐸

slomo king:
How do you not know when someone likes you tho

Like it's obvious??

CEO of kissing the boys:
side effect of believing ur unloveable 😔✊

lmao jk jk dont come at me mattia

kais boyyyyfriend:

edgar allen HOE:
kairi ur my wet dream every night stfu

straightale:

alvaro can u not be a nasty bitch

edgar allen HOE:
sorry papi

SIKE bitch imma be nasty till i die

slomo king:
I hate it here

edgar allen HOE:

robo the hobo:

CEO of kissing the boys:

kais boyyyyfriend:

straightale:

edgar allen HOE:

why do yall HATE ME

straightale:
we dont stfu

edgar allen HOE:

kais boyyyyfriend:

edgar allen HOE:

mattia has small pp hehe

CEO of kissing the boys:
i have to laff

robo the hobo:
i-

slomo king:

edgar allen HOE:

...moving on-

CEO of kissing the boys:

anyways 😴😴

kais boyyyyfriend:
no comment

edgar allen HOE:
petition to kick these two out of the groupchat?

robo the hobo:
signed

straightale:
signed

slomo king:
Signed

edgar allen HOE:
im sorry the group has decided

CEO of kissing the boys:
ur vote doesnt count

kais boyyyyfriend:
even then its still 3v2 bubs

CEO of kissing the boys:
wrong its tied

edgar allen HOE:
bitch who tf is ur third vote?

CEO of kissing the boys:
mattias pp 🤩

edgar allen HOE has kicked CEO of kissing the boys and kais boyyyyfriend from the chat.

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a/n hope u enjoyed this was fun to write