jersey bois ✊

CEO of kissing the boys:
we LOVE only having one class with a friend bc ur bf got suspended 😍😍

really loving the hostile atmosphere ! the flavour! the subtle hints of homophobia! 🥵🥵🥵

kais boyyyyfriend:
alvaro u were right i shouldve hired those bodyguards ffs baby whos being a little bitch now?

CEO of kissing the boys:
mattia ily but i swear its fine no need to renew ur suspension over it

edgar allen HOE:
yeah obviously wink wink nudge nudge sure would be a shame if you dropped the names tho haha jk jk unless

slomo king:
Too late Kai, Mattia's on his way to beat up some hoes

kais boyyyyfriend:
i gotta do what i gotta do

but seriously bubba you good?

CEO of kissing the boys:
yea no ones going to do anything bc of what happened to ethan

#2 kai kisser:
you shouldve seen the PSA they had at assembly

CEO of kissing the boys:
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED

"pls do not bully the home of sexuals bc we are equals. the end"

wow so progressive 😍😍 truly stopped homophobes in their tracks ✨✨✨

#2 kai kisser:
OKAY BUT ALSO

WHEN THEY HAD THAT WHOLE THING ABOUT DEFENDING URSELF

CEO of kissing the boys:
jfkskfdkdj "if someone hits you, get a teacher straight away. dont retaliate or ur also a bully and will be suspended"

robo the hobo:
what kind of FUCKERY is this

edgar allen HOE:
THATS BS MAN

slomo king:
"Dude stop hitting me I gotta tell a teacher real quick. That cool with you?"

kais boyyyyfriend:
kai im sorry but the principal is gonna get shanked just letting u know

CEO of kissing the boys:
okay be safe baby remember he cant hit you back bc then hes a bully so ur all goods 😘

kais boyyyyfriend:
thanks bubs love you 😘

robo the hobo:
ogey we're really gonna let them use petnames like that?

edgar allen HOE:
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT

kais boyyyyfriend:
yall didnt say SHIT before we got together stfu let us have this

#2 kai kisser:
thats bc we wanted u two to realise that MAYBE you liked each other fucking idiots i stg

my names kairi and i love it when my platonic man best friend homie bro calls me baby no homo tho 😫😫

edgar allen HOE:
im horny-for-my-baby-kairi polibio and i LOVE calling my bro-friend-dude-man-pal-straight-king baby and i get platonically jealous (as a friend. no homo. im not gay)

kais boyyyyfriend:
you guys are MAD annoying stfu go back to class you fucking losers

CEO of kissing the boys:
but did they lie.

robo the hobo:
AM I WRONG? YOU'RE GONNA SIT HERE AND TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG?!

slomo king:
Interesting how the two sus people critique the ones that actually came out

CEO of kissing the boys:
💀💀💀👀

and thats on hypocrisy

kais boyyyyfriend:
PERIOD

robo the hobo:
oH HO HO GUESS WHO WAS BIG BRAIN THIS TIME

I WAS THINKING IT

BUT I DIDNT WANNA SAY IT IN CASE YALL BULLIED ME

#2 kai kisser:
ogey thats. thats fair

kairi was my gaykening 🤩

CEO of kissing the boys:
wait r u actually coming out

kais boyyyyfriend:
the fuck is a gaykening

#2 kai kisser:
1. ye 2. gay awakening obviously cmon use "USE UR HEADS IM BI" smh fucking rat fuck motherfucking bitch

edgar allen HOE:
dayum language papi 🥵

kais boyyyyfriend:
i vomited a little. dont ever say that shit again alvaro 🔫🐸

slomo king:
Proud of you

robo the hobo:
^^ and also proud of me! lets take a moment to appreciate the hugeness of my brain. absolutely massive. i was in the Know on this one!

CEO of kissing the boys:
ily ale!!!

wait lemme do it again bc i deserve to roast robert and alvaro after what he did to me

#2 kai kisser:
ily2 go ahead

CEO of kissing the boys:
bUt tHiS giRL iS sO HoT 🥵🥵 N E Wayz lets move on bc straightale was making a joke lmao 🤣🤣 can u imagine if straightale was 🤢 bi? 🤮😭😱😣😣🤮 good thing our straight king didnt just come out to us 🤩🤩🤪😂😅

robo the hobo:
that's fair

edgar allen HOE:
yea okay i'll take that

straightale:
hetero king 👑 they call me nicki minaj bc u wont catch me DEAD being bi 🤮

CEO of kissing the boys:
guys are kinda 🤢 tho

not my lovely beautiful boyfriend tho 🥰🥰 love it when he beats ppl up for me get urself a man who does the most

robo the hobo:
peep mattia's no longer typing

CEO of kissing the boys:
i know him too well he aint gonna catch me slipping

anyways i gotta go to my mandated counsellor sesh so the school can seem progressive and act like they really did something 💀

however i will Not be opening my mouth! what are they gonna do, suspend me? let more kids beat me up? i hope the fuck they do! i'll sue the shit outta them!!!!

kais boyyyyfriend:
thats my bb💕 go get ur money ily

CEO of kissing the boys:
gotta provide for my sugar baby 🥵 ily2

robo the hobo:
DISGUSTING

edgar allen HOE:

straightale:
i QUICKLY became homophobic. hating on gay people became a part of my lifestyle

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a/n that homophobic tiktok sound is my FAVOURITE of all time it never fails to make me laugh

its been a while since i did a solid chat chapter so here u go lemme water my crops

now go read fwb or ur home of phobic 🔫🐸