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jersey bois

robo the hobo:
can i be smart now? can i officially be big brain?? PLEASE?!

edgar graduate:
@kais boyyyyfriend @CEO of kissing the boys pls let rob be big brain

#2 kai kisser:
if youre asking if theyre dating i regret to inform you that nope still not big brain

robo the hobo:
FUCK

I SWEAR TO GOD

ONLY WHEN THE TWO OF THEM GO "he's dead to me" WILL THEY ACTUALLY BE DATING

BUT WILL I BE BIG BRAIN THEN?

NO

I WILL BE LITTLE BRAIN

BECAUSE I WILL REASONABLY ASSUME THAT THEY'RE NOT DATING

edgar allen HOE:
i feel you 😔✊

@kais boyyyyfriend hurry up and date him please

kais boyyyyfriend:
can yall shush? im on a date

edgar allen HOE:
WITH KAIRI????

robo the hobo:
b...big brain time?

#2 kai kisser:
i wouldnt get your hopes up theyve had like three "dates"

slomo king:
Mattia's the actual definition of simp. I'm just saying - google the definition and it's a photo of Mattia, probably taken directly from his Instagram with a caption like "with my bby" and a comment from Kairi saying "who?"

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mattiapolibio can someone tell me why he's so cute

roshaun_diah Is this the photo urban dictionary's going to use?

kairicosentino says you 🥰❤️
mattiapolibio yes says me ❤️
mairi_katt1a HELLO????

robertgeorges IS IT BIG BRAIN TIME YET
alejandrosario bruh i feel you

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kairi added to his snap story!

It's a photo of Mattia mid-laugh, seemingly unaware of the camera. We can make out a small pizza on the table between the two, half-eaten. The text spanning the image simply reads "first date vibez"

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jersey bois

slomo king:
Kairi actually used the d-word!

edgar allen HOE:
dick?

#2 kai kisser:
dildo?

robo the hobo:
date?

slomo king:
YES, DATE

robo the hobo:
WHAT WHEN

slomo king:
Check his snap

edgar allen HOE:
HE DID!!!

robo the hobo:
can i

can i big brain?

#2 kai kisser:
probably not

you know how they are

slomo king:
Kissing twice = just friends

edgar allen HOE:
calling each other "boyfriend" = just friends

#2 kai kisser:
marrying each other, adopting 2.5 children and a dog, and spending the rest of the lives together = just friends

robo the hobo:
i'm so glad i never made any bets on their relationship because i'd lose all my money.

slomo king:
Sounds like a great idea

$5 that they're dating by the end of the day

edgar allen HOE:
no fucking way. one more month of this shit MINIMUM

robo the hobo:
fine. $5 on never happening since i can NEVER get my big brain moment

#2 kai kisser:
im gonna refrain from betting mostly because i know inside information

edgar allen HOE:
like?

#2 kai kisser:
🤐

slomo king:
Are you fr

You can't tease us like this!

#2 kai kisser:
as the person who has to deal with their bullshit the most, im entitled to it

robo the hobo:
please, i've looked like a fool for the past week

i deserve SOMETHING

edgar allen HOE:
me too bitch

slomo king:
Does Kairi's recent count as something??

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kairicosentino payback for his sneak pics

mattiapolibio damn that guy looks like he has a hot date or smth❤️
kairicosentino ❤️

robertgeorges are you two TRYING to make me lose $5

mairi_katt1a you sure you didn't just want an excuse to post your boyfriend?
kairicosentino 👀

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jersey bois

#2 kai kisser:
tiktok room is posting about them speculating about their relationship 💀

robo the hobo:
who's gonna tell em that they can join the long, long line of people also wondering what the fuck is going on

slomo king:
Maybe the two of them are pulling an elaborate prank on us

edgar allen HOE:
dont even JOKE about it bc u know what theyre like

they could be shoving their tongues down each other's throats and then turn around and say "haha gottem"

CEO of kissing the boys:
{image: the photo is slightly blurred, but you can still clearly make out Mattia's middle finger pointed at the camera as the two boys kiss in the background. they appear to be at a cafe of some sort.}

haha gottem

edgar allen HOE:
kaIRI REALLY IS THAT BITCH HUH

robo the hobo:
BIG BRAIN TIME?

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a/n i have work today but at least i get sunday rates :((

also bc everyone took down their story bc of kairi's plans to read em, im now at #3 in the mairi tag 💀💀💀 i thought i was safe rip

but tysm for the reads/votes/comments regardless!! it means a lot!