a/n been sitting at #74 and i suddenly jumped up, tysmmm

30/3 12:45am
jersey bois

edgar allen HOE:
why do mattia and kai have the best relationship when they arent even dating

@ god wtf gimme some

robo the hobo:
wait.

they're not dating?

BUT THEY CALL EACH BF

AND THE POSTS-

#2 kai kisser:
they're always doing shit like that how aren't you used to it yet

robo the hobo:
i thought i finally could redeem myself. i thought i was in the Know. I Thought I Was Big Brain

edgar allen HOE:
you may be big dumb but at least you aren't an s-i-m-p

kais boyyyyfriend:
stfu im not a fucking simp

slomo king:
Simp check?

edgar allen HOE:
1. paying for the date but its not even a date

#2 kai kisser:
2. listening to them joke about kissing other people

slomo king:
3. Named "Mattia"

CEO of kissing the boys:
sometimes youre a simp, thats alright, thats okay, you might think that youre in love when youre really just in pain

kais boyyyyfriend:
kAIRI DONT DO ME LIKE THIS

CEO of kissing the boys:
who are you simping for idiot

why be a simp when you can accidentally kiss the boys 🥺👉👈

robo the hobo:
🤡

kais boyyyyfriend:
ok be there soon

edgar allen HOE:
DO IT YOU WONT

slomo king:
This shit about to be embarrassing

#2 kai kisser:
he do be a coward tho

kais boyyyyfriend:
{image: mattia in his car}

robo the hobo:
when he goes out to his car just to take a photo: 🤡

edgar allen HOE:
IMAGINE SPRINTING TO YOUR CAR JUST TO TAKE A PHOTO

slomo king:
Couldn't be me

#2 kai kisser:
mattia dont get my hopes up like this

me to me: hes a coward he wont

also me: but what if my prayers will be answered-

robo the hobo:
🤡

edgar allen HOE:
he's silent because he knows he's already back in his own got damn bed

kais boyyyyfriend:
{image: a red light and an intersection is visible through the windscreen}

slomo king:
He really googled that huh 😔✊

robo the hobo:
lmao @CEO of kissing the boys tell mattia he can stop pretending

CEO of kissing the boys:
but i want my kiss 🥺

jk mattia doesnt love me enough to come over at 1am bc we all know hes in bed

#2 kai kisser:
"jk" he says, as if he doesnt want his kiss

edgar allen HOE:
mattia may be a coward but i'm not, be right there kai ✈️

CEO of kissing the boys:
ty bb ! 🥰

slomo king:
Fuck it me too. Anything for the boys

robo the hobo:
what's an orgy but like. for kisses.

#2 kai kisser:
spin the bottle?

CEO of kissing the boys:
a saturday?

wait wtf someone just knocked on my door at like 1am tf

robo the hobo:
rip kairi, he got robbed and then murdered

#2 kai kisser:
holy shit

@kais boyyyyfriend you fucking didnt

kais boyyyyfriend:
{image: kairi's front door}
LET ME INNNN

edgar allen HOE:
when he drives over to your house for a photo 🤡

robo the hobo:
watch him chicken out

slomo king:
Do it you won't

CEO of kissing the boys:
ARE YOU ACTUALLY OUTSIDE

kais boyyyyfriend:
YEAH AND IM ABOUTA FREEZE TO DEATH IF YOU DONT GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE

robo the hobo:
let him freeze.

edgar allen HOE:
rip mattia, froze to death just to chicken out

slomo king:
😔✊

kais boyyyyfriend:
{image: the camera is front-facing. mattia is still standing outside kairi's door, but the door's open and kairi's there. mattia is bent down and is kissing kairi, who looks shocked}

#2 kai kisser:
OH OKAY

edgar allen HOE:
WHJDKEJDKSKDJF

HE FUCKING DID IT

robo the hobo:
HE FINALLY GREW A PAIR HOLY SHIT

slomo king:
DAYUM WHAT THE FUCK

WHY WE GOING SO FUCKING FASTTT

#2 kai kisser:
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE AND IT'S ONLY 1AM

edgar allen HOE:
WE DID IT BOYS!!! WE FUCKING DID IT

I'D LIKE TO THANK ME AND ALE FOR BEING THE DRIVERS OF THIS

robo the hobo:
EXCUSE YOU IF IT WERENT FOR ME AND ROSHAUN DARING THEM THIS WOULDNTVE HAPPENED

kais boyyyyfriend:
when you didnt believe i'd kiss kairi: 🤡

robo the hobo:
🤡

edgar allen HOE:
🤡

#2 kai kisser:
🤡

slomo king:
🤡

CEO of kissing the boys:
🤡

kais boyyyyfriend:
YOU GUYS ACTUALLY HAVE NO FAITH TF

#2 kai kisser:
im sorry for not believing you, mattia "homiesexual" polibio

edgar allen HOE:
me too, mattia "im not gay" polibio

robo the hobo:
me three, mattia "we're just friends" polibio

slomo king:
Me fourth, Mattia "i'm TRYING" Polibio

CEO of kissing the boys:
when he kisses you and then leaves without saying anything-

#2 kai kisser:
FUCKING COWARD GET YOUR ASS BACK THERE

robo the hobo:
ah, so he is still a CHICKENSHIT baby!!

edgar allen HOE:
when you think that this means mattia will stop being a coward: 🤡

slomo king:
🤡

#2 kai kisser:
i had no faith in him

robo the hobo:
when you think that they're finally dating only for this shit to happen: 🤡

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a/n he really do be the CEO of kissing the boys tho-