Chapter 3
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NOTIFICATIONS
Daniel Howell uploaded: Last Apartment Tour!
5 hours ago
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LAST APARTMENT TOUR
Dan: Hello internet!
Phil: Hi guys! Wow Dan, hiatus over are we?
Dan: well, my hiatus is over because of this video I guess
Phil: So, we're here to talk about rumors that has been spreading like wildfire *flails hands*
Dan: *looks at phil, smiling trying to hold back a laugh* Yes, so you guys being the sherlock's you little shits are, you guys have trying to theorist some stuff. To be honest, I am scared of what our fandom is capable of
Phil: I know! They could joined the fbi by just saying that they are in the Phandom
Dan: watch out world, we're coming for you
Phil: Now we're going too off topic. What are we going to talk about Dan?
Dan: Quoting from last time, this is the last video we will ever film in this room
Phil: We're retiring from YouTube-
Dan: Phil!
Phil: Sorry. But really, this is the last video in this room
Dan: Because we are
Dan and Phil: Moving out!
Dan: Again
Phil: We just moved in 2 years ago. Why are we moving out again Daniel?
Dan: *looks at Phil with a 'really?' expression because of Daniel* Well, we got kicked out of this apartment
Phil: Dan!
Dan: What? We're telling the truth
Phil: At least make it subtle. At this point millions of fangirls would barge in to the apartment manager room and kill him.
Dan: *looks directly at camera* please don't do that
Phil: It was a clean split
Dan: you know what I'm not going to ask about that
Phil: Remember the first time moving in here
Dan: aLL THE FUCKING BOXES AAAAHHHH
Phil: There was so much stuff to unpacked!
Dan: Remember the picture you took?
Phil: Yeah! If you guys remember this beautiful picture from the wildlife photographer Phil Lester.
Phil: *slips phone* DAN DON'T LET THAT CRACK!
Dan: Caught it
Dan: Now, let us see the picture
Dan: I look so soulless- I mean since when do I have a soul
Phil: we're all dead inside
Dan: This is so going off topic Phil quick divert us!
Phil: So, where are we moving Dan?
Dan: Thankfully, we found a new apartment near by, still in London. But here's the best part. We are..
Phil: Buying the flat!
Dan: YES! No more renting for this boys. Also, we will have a new roommate too!
Phil: We will not reveal who for the element of surprise
Dan: Well because of that Tumblr would explode with theories about who will move in with us
Phil: Phandom FBI agents. Phan theorists? Phanreorists!
Dan: *looks at Phil with a dead inside look* really? Jesus Christ
Phil: Imagine the theories though
Dan: *screams* dAN AND PHIL MOVED IN WITH SHREK IN HIS SWAMP! *laughs*
Phil: *laughs* Yep that's it. Theory confirmed
Dan: So, in this new apartment, it has a lot of perks
Phil: Except for the glass kitchen door
Dan: God help us in the new apartment
Phil: So, in honour of this apartment and looking at the thousands of requests we decide to give you guys
Dan: Our Last Apartment Tour
Dan and Phil: *cries with a sad song in the background rain was edited in*
Dan: You came so fast, and now we have to say goodbye
Phil: Let's get started with the tour shall we?
Dan: The last goodbye
*jumpcut*
(A/N WARNINGS: THIS MAY BE NOT ACCURATE BECAUSE I JUST TRY TO IMAGINE IT HOW IT ALL GOES FROM THOSE 2 SMOL BEANS VIDS. I TOTALLY DID NOT STALK THEM FROM THE WINDOW OR ANYTHING
Okay this one is serious, a few of them I just made up so sorry for the inaccuracy. Just comment if you found inaccurate stuff)
Dan: We will start with my room.
(A/n THE GIF WON'T LOAD I'M SORRY T-T)
Phil: As we can see, it has Dan's black, grey and white aesthetic
Dan: With the filming setting on point
Phil: I love the background
Dan: why thank you Phil. I'm going to miss this room.
Phil: if you can see, a lot has been moved
Dan: look at that empty corner
Phil: See you later in the new apartment dan's room!
*jumpcut*
Dan: Up next is Phil's room
Phil: I'm gonna miss this room so much!
Dan: We all are am I right? *looks at camera*
Phil: I just set up the new background *pouts*
Dan: We can try making it identical in the new flat?
Phil: It's not going to be the same but okay *hugs fake cactus*
*jumpcut*
Phil: The lounge room
Dan: With the famous sofa crease
Dan: One thing for sure, we are NOT going to give up on this thing.
Phil: It has become one of us
Dan: Sofa you are coming with us
Phil: Do you think our new roommate would like this?
Dan: They better be
Phil: Don't forget all the little decorations
Dan: We are NOT going to forget those
*jumpcut*
Dan: The kitchen
Phil: So many memories
Phil: Remember the baking videos?
Dan: Who wouldn't. God our new roommate is going to live through hell because of us
Phil: I'm so sorry new roommate!
*jumpcut*
Dan: The bathroom
Phil: DAN! are we bringing the one direction poster?
Dan: We already have it this far. We're keeping it
Phil: Imagine the look on our new roommate face seeing this *strokes Zayn's face*
Dan: To be honest they should be scare of us
(A/n couldn't find the pic of their one direction poster sorry guys)
*jumpcuts*
Dan: AAAAAH, the gaming room
Phil: It's been awhile since we went into hiatus
Dan: Well, we can start filming again when we settle in I guess
Phil: With all the fallen off sound proof tiles
Dan: We never put it up guys I'm sorry
Phil: *opens closet* why do we have this much cables like what?
Dan: We shall never know
Phil: Dan?
Dan: Yeah?
Phil: I dare you to wear this for the rest of the video
Dan: Wear wha- *gets thrown in the face with the charmander onesies*
Dan: Fuck no
Phil: I'll let you order anything for dinner?
Dan: Only if you wear this *throws Phil the pikachu onesies*
Phil: deal
*mini jumpcut to them wearing the onesies*
Dan: I can't fucking believe I'm wearing this
Phil: Well, we are giving the people what they want
Dan and Phil: EEEYYY
*jumpcut to hallway*
Dan: *lying on the floor* a good place to have an existential crisis
Phil: Will you miss laying down here?
Dan: Very
*jumpcut to certain rooms*
Dan: We never got to see this rooms full potentials, do we?
Phil: I'm sorry rooms!
Phil: Remember the yoga thingy we did here?
Dan: Oh god-
*jumpcut*
Dan: that is all from us now!
Phil: we will miss you apartment!
Dan: you go too soon *fake cries*
Phil: there there dan
Dan: in the next video you'll probably see us in the new apartment
Phil: see you guys later then
Dan: I hope this video satisfied you guys. Bye
Phil: BYE!
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AmazingPhil • 5 hours ago
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Currently hugging all the walls we have here
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Daniel Howell • 5 hours ago
That explains a lot now thanks
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acuriouslittlepirate • 4 hours ago
i'm crying and this is my fanfic-
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Pretzels101 • 5 hours ago
I rented this apartment when I moved to London for university and I've stayed there for four years. I'm really glad I picked this apartment. The grounds were well-kept, the owner is very nice, and even though I had to share it with two other people, the soundproof rooms made it great to study for exams without being interrupted
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Daniel Howell • 4 hours ago
Well thank you for letting us stay in your apartment now!
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Phil's bedsheets • 4 hours ago
OH MY GOD SENPAI NOTICED YOU!
Pretzels101 • 4 hours ago
OH MY GOD-
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nerdgeekotaku7 • 5 hours ago
I hope the new apartment is not haunted
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Daniel Howell • 4 hours ago
*starts pouring salt*
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Dead house plants • 4 hours ago
HE'S RESPONDING TO PEOPLE EVERYBODY STAY FUCKING CALM-
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AlithiaBrayleigh • 5 hours ago
No one:
Literally no one:
Dan and Phil: WE'RE MOVING APARTMENTS!
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Daniel Howell • 4 hours ago
much meme very move
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AlithiaBrayleigh • 4 hours ago
oH MY FUCK HE NOTICED ME-
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Kirby • 5 hours ago
the other roommate better be pj or im suing
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Daniel Howell • 4 hours ago
🤔
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KickThePj • 4 hours ago
@kirby we can sue together then
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your mum • 4 hours ago
*crosses PJ from the people who could be roommates with Dan and Phil*
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acuriouslittlepirate • 5 hours ago
hmm, fanfiction content right here. i wonder who would make a fanfic about this vid
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Daniel Howell • 4 hours ago
Wait what?
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Give me unicorns and bombs • 4 hours ago
Laysha we talked about this! no 4th wall breakings before i say so!
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acuriouslittlepirate • 3 hours ago
okAY FIRST DAN NOTICED ME HI! secondly, @give me unicorns and bombs :P
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2009 phan • 5 hours ago
Finally danyul has feed us with content
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Daniel Howell • 4 hours ago
*yeets content*
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2009 phan • 4 hours ago
DID MEME DAD NOTICED ME OH GOD-
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Nillidoodles • 5 hours ago
I'M SO HYPE!
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Daniel Howell • 5 hours ago
:D
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AmazingPhil • 5 hours ago
CAN'T WAIT TOO!
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existential crisis • 5 hours ago
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
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sonic's mouth • 5 hours ago
WHAT THE ACTUAL-
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Nilsa's beanie • 4 hours ago
IS THIS A COLLAB I SMELL?!
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acuriouslittlepirate • 4 hours ago
Ehehehehe
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