Sorry I didn't post. School started, and now I have the stomach flu.

Help. Me.

Just so you know, I have not forgotten about this. I have another chapter almost done. I will post it as soon as I stop praying to the porcelain gods.

That might take a few days.

I gotta give an offering to the toilet gods right now, be right back.

I'm back, and ten minutes have passed. I'm gonna die... I just need to have someone tuck mr in and watch Bananya with me. Maybe the sweet "Nyah~"s of my darling Kaji Yuuki can help heal me. I hope so.

I need some moral support, man. I'm dying here!

Hang on, the gods have called to me.

I'm back. *fun* my life right now.. WHY DOES THIS TORTURE EXIST?! WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOUR CREATIONS, LORD? (Please don't smite me, Father, I'm sorry!)

Um, I guess something good happened to me the other day.

There's this gorgeous guy in my Outdoor ed. class, (I don't know his name. I only know Matt, other Matt, Logan, AJ and Mrs. Warner. All I know is that he's sexy as *friend* and I've got a problem.

He's about 5'6", he's Asian, tan, has that fluffy haircut that I love, and a freaking 6-pack.

I kid you not. This guy is freaking gorgeous.

Okay, also, I'm feverishly delusional, so forgive me for any offense I may have caused.

And, first lesson in OE: Surfing.

Frick. Yes.

I'm very awkward, so I wasn't exactly subtle when I asked for my glasses back. Nnnyokay, story time.

We're all wearing wetsuits because we're surfing in Lake Michigan in September. We just got out of the water, and we're all just itching to take our wetsuits off. (I should also mention that I'm the only female in the class.)

I was a little disoriented, since I was only seeing colors and shapes. I always wear glasses, and because waves and glasses don't really go together, my teacher had to put my glasses in her car. Then I hear the voice of my.. Interest.. Asking the teacher to help him unzip his wetsuit so he could at least free his torso. Free his torso.

I SPRINT up to the teacher, slip a little, and legit yell: "HEY BEFORE YOU DO THAT CAN I HAVE MY GLASSES BACK? I REALLY WAN- UH- NEED TO SEE AGAIN VERY SOON PLEASE. THANK YOU."

Silence. The silence after a storm, I guess. I really wish I could've seen their faces. (Especially his.. Hee hee..)

Mrs. Warner told me to get them off her seat in the car, while she started to unzip his wetsuit.

I BOLTED for her car, tore the door open, smooshed my glasses on my face, slammed her door (I swear I almost broke her windows..) and ran back in a full out sprint.

I wasn't going to miss this.

I slowed down about 10 feet in front of him, and casually stumbled over towards the changing room, which was about 60 feet past him.

It was like seeing Jimin's MAMA performance for the first time. I legit let out "closed-mouth fangirl squeal" if you get what I'm saying. (Someone asked what that sound was, and I started yelling at a seagull. Sorry bird, I know you were innocent!)

Seriously, that guy.. Mmmph, so good.. The suits weren't the only thing that were wet, you know what I'm saying? ｖ(^。•)＞~☆ (I shouldn't have said that. That was inappropriate. I'm sorry.)

I'm about as smooth as Yandere-chan in front of Senpai. I'm either really shy, or freaking "DO YOU MIND IF I INSPECT YOUR HAIR?!" Hange Zoe irl.

Also, I saw him naked.

My advice is this: Just because you can win over Subaru Sakamaki in Diabolik Lovers, or you collect every senpai in Notice Me Senpai, doesn't mean you have any clue how to talk to guys. You end up saying things like "Hey, what kind of bug bites you, and you bleed?" while holding up your bloody hand.

I'm what my dad always says. A huge mistake of a human who does nothing but screw up.

But that's okay, I have a goal, and I'm gonna get it this time. He smiled at me yesterday. That's progress~ ψ(｀∇')ψ

I'm not a creep I swear. (；ﾟДﾟ)

I forgot what I was talking about.. I'm kinda delirious from my fever right now. Please ignore me. I'm very not in my right mind. I've been writing for like an hour and a half, so I'm gonna take a nap. Love you~

See ya! ~Lauryn