Chapter 38: The Game(r) Plan
(A/N about the photo) I am the best artist ever, eh? Never try to draw in the dark, at 4:00AM, when you're super tired. This is the type of monstrosity that you'll end up drawing. Anywhoo, here's the story:
Mark wasn't in bed when you woke up in the morning. Instead you heard the clanging of plastic bowls and spoons.
You slid out of bed, groggy, since you weren't one who loved waking up at- What time was it? You looked over at the clock.
6:14AM
'Kill me...'
You looked down and saw you were wearing the same clothes as the day before.
'I guess I'll have to borrow some of Lauryn's clothes.'
You ran your fingers through your hair, in an attempt to look somewhat presentable, when Mark stuck his head in the doorway.
"You coming? Everyone's waiting for you... And Lauryn. We all need to talk. Something about a game plan, I think." Mark said.
You sighed and sluggishly walked out of the room you'd shared the previous night.
You found Barry and Jack sitting at a small wooden table, and Lauryn sleeping face down on the pile of magazines, with a few cheerios scattered on her back and the floor around her.
"Wake up Laury. We gotta tell them our plans." Barry stated firmly, throwing another cheerio at the sleeping woman.
"LAURYN, WAKE UP!!" Sean ordered, loudly. (Per usual)
She sat up so hard that she gave herself a papercut on her cheek, and another above her eyebrow.
"What the snortforks!! You're going to make me def!" Lauryn yelled back, covering her ears.
She looked at you and Mark.
"Oh... Mornin' guys! Feel free to eat while we talk."
You looked at the table, which had about 11 different kinds of cereal and some bowls.
Sean grabbed a box of Lucky Charms and poured some, getting only the cereal part.
"Aren't there supposed ta be fake arse marshmallows in this?" He asked, looking over at Barry, who avoided eye contact and gave a single cough.
Lauryn and Mark sat down, and you followed suit.
"Okay," Barry started, but was interrupted by Sean loudly shaking the Lucky Charms box, clearly hunting for marshmallows. Mark cleared his throat, signaling him to stop. Sean set the box down and made a big show of him being polite.
"Here's our idea. Bristol is only out to get you two," Barry pointed at you and Mark. "and she's only getting rid of other YouTubers to make you want to break up."
"And she's gonna keep deleting people like a cyberman until that happens." Lauryn added.
"Which is why you two will have broken up by the next time she... Visits." Barry murmured.
"What?" Mark asked, his spoonful of Choco Puffs hovering in front of his mouth.
"Look, she's completely loony. She's after anyone who's with Mark. That being said, you two are going to 'deny your love'" Lauryn made air quotes.
"And say you're faking everything to protect Mark's real girlfriend. I'll be Mark's girlfriend. She'll think I was Mark's girlfriend the whole time, not you."
"You think she'll be gullible enough to think I was a decoy for you? I know she's insane, but come on." You asked her.
Sure, Bristol was crazy, but was she really that stupid?
Stupid enough to believe that you had been pretending to be Marks girlfriend, while Lauryn sat in the shadows?
Sean laughed. "I'd say that a crazy *Any word Sean uses to describe Cleverbot Evie* like her must be pretty dam stupid to fly around the world to find other YouTubers ta use as blackmail!!" The Irishman stated. He then continued shaking the cereal box.
"Sean, dude, I ate all the marshmallows. Stop now." Barry groaned at Sean.
Soon all three of the boys were jokingly bickering about the cereal. You poured yourself a bowl of cereal, and then heard the Indiana Jones theme go off loudly from someone's phone.
Lauryn stepped away from her Fruity Dino-bites and walked to her phone that was charging. She read her notification, switched off her iPhone, and turned towards the now silent table.
"Called it." Was all she said.
Here's a lil' hint about next chapter: The Indiana Jones theme is my twitter notification tone. >:]
It's been a while since last update, I'm sorry. I was camping with no wifi (and I get to do that again on thursday... Woo-frickin-hoo.)
Also, I'd like to thank ya for all the supportive-ness on my last chapter. You guys are the best, you really are.
I could go on for hours, but it's the middle of the night and I need to go to sleep. I'll catch you in the next chapter. See ya!
~Lizard
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