"Can I keep her she's funny?" Hades laughed.

"Only if she let's you?" Zeus sighed in defeat.

"Damn where you be so damn gorgeous and so damn smart at the same time. I can't win against you that's not even fair." Zeus groaned resigning himself.

"That's what happens when you spend. Your whole life watching instead of acting. You guys already know nobody was interested in me. So I got to watch everybody else. I picked up on quite a few things. Plus I'm my god of wisdom. I know how to use my brain. No you know why most men avoid smart women. Cuz we can figure them out. We can read them better than most people can.

"Yeah but none of them are no offense. Please don't kill me for saying this. Please don't take this the wrong way. Cuz I don't mean it like that. gorgeous and sexy as you are. That's just out there that's a double whammy." Zeus replied. I looked over at him. Not even noticing that Hades of premature sniffing my neck. Till I heard him deepy inhaling my scent.

"Hades? Why?" I asked, spinning around literally almost catching him in the act. But he has a really good reflexes and was able to quickly act. Like you was doing something else. Before I couldn't even turn around.

"Huh?" He asked, playing it off that he didn't do shit. Zeus snickered, because he watched him do it.

"If you going to sniff someone ask first." I said, he just started at me like I had a third eye.

"Relax I'm joking. Your forgetting my childhood friend and body guard. Is a werewolf I'm honestly really used to it. Especially right I walk in for outside. Because he's always running off to. That man is a damn blood hound not a wolf." I joked. Zeus laughed as I turned back to him I miss you if you want to expect me again I just leaned into him. Letting him inhale my scent as much as he pleased. So he knew I wasn't joking that it didn't bother me. He was absolutely loving it. Till we caught some other gods walking over all males.

"Hey Zeus buddy who the friend?" Cupid asked. Cupid was actually one oh the main male gods they want to marry me off to. 

"Why don't you ask her? Although she might kick your ass. Since she's a goddess of war." Zeus replied.

"No shit. Sorry not be rude. But I've never seen a god of war that as beautiful as you.

"I really would love to know we talked you called me ugly. You guys just don't know me by my. But you probably know me as Selena. That's not my real name." I said, and I swear his eyes were going to shoot out of his skull. His swallowed hard before saying anything else.

"You mean the one that always covers her face?" He asked.

"Yeah I have a name genius. I will not be referred to as her or she." I said irritatedly.

"If he gets on your nerves sweetie tell me. I'll then to shoo him away." Hades whispered in my ear. Before wrapping his arms around me. Pulling up on his lap.

"Thanks big guy. I'll keep that in mind." I smiled leaning into him. As he pushed my hair back making me look up at him as he looked down at me. He kissed my forehead affectionatealy. As none other Aphrodite herself walked over. She had a big thing for Hades yeah they had relations. When she tried to push for more he. Started avoiding her she only wanted him because he was. Her exact words. That he was amazing in bed then any other male god even  Zeus. After that lot of a female Gods. Manipulated him leading him on. In the past knowing what he actually wanted. Even his first wife he ever took on. Most of the gods have been married at least 4 times. But the majority have had more than that. Including mortal spouses. He's only had one and even though he's had a lot of proposals who's turn them all down . His first wife Persephone only used him in fact. After they divorced he found out that. She was having affairs whole time. left him broken hearted which is honestly. Why I was so interested in him to begin with. Because I've had mine broken. I have had my heartbroken once by a demy god named Hercules. For the first several hundred years of my life. I had dedicated to Hercules. I loved what he stood for and he was always so kind I was naive. Nothing against him. He was very sweet about it. When he realized I liked liked liked him. More than I was supposed to. It was just a genuinely nice person. A complete gentleman and I let myself misread the whole situation. And when I told him my feelings. He took it as I loved him like a brother. But when I clarify the that's not what I meant he. He told me that he felt honored that I cared for him so much. But that I was to important to him. To hurt me and that he wanted to protect me. That it was best just to be honest with me. He wasn't looking for a relationship. And that he honestly just didn't want to be serious with anyone in the if I picked him I would only get disappointment because he's not exclusive. And explain to me with what he does a relationship would just be too difficult. Because he gets to in his feelings when he likes someone. And it becomes a distraction that's how I actually lost the first girl that he actually loved. He vowed never to let himself fall in love ever again. She was a mortal woman. See you soon see the demigod he gets to go from Olympus to the human Realm freely. Every god has a demi God on Earth travels back and forth. To bring them fresh Souls, prayers, and the gifts their worshippers leave in exchange for answering their prayers and blessing them with their divine protection. Which is why I haven't seen him in forever. See I actually have two main. Guards ones Cal and the other is Hercules. But we keep in touch. We talked not even two days ago for me to find out. He accidentally knocked up a (mortal) girl he was casually dating.  I mean like they weren't romantic or nothing they just enjoyed each other's company. And the day he called me he was panicking cuz he realized she's not a regular mortal she is a powerful sorcerer. You know a which and her family was planning on forcing him. To marry her she's asking to meet his family and since he works for me. He called me in as family. Plus he needs help telling her he's a demi god. Which dad already gave me the okay. And he asked me be in the wedding and to bring a date. Which I've already gotten the go ahead. I pulled out the permission form dad. Signed and gave to me earlier unconsciously. Opening it.

"Hey sweetie why you going to the human Realm?" Hades asked putting his head on my shoulder.

"Hercules knocked up a witch. Her parents are forcing them to get married but that genius didn't tell her he is a demigod so when she asked to see his family he called his damn boss me. So now I got to wait not only attend the wedding bring a date."

"Wake my son knocked up a witch. Oh shit. Do you need me to come? I mean he is my son. And no it doesn't have to be as your date. Cause I know you probably going to ask the big guy." Zeus asked.

"Ya and shut it was getting to that. I needed to ask if he was busy. I mean he is on of the god in charge  of the underworld. I didn't want to bombard him even more. The man barely gets any time to breathe as it is. But he's the only male I'd feel comfortable with to ask. Plus I know he knows how to behave around mortal. But Hades are you busy?" I asked. He took the paper opening it to see the date.

"Damn it's in three days. That doesn't feel like nearly enough time. To plan a whole entire wedding. But ya darling I can. I have actually. The whole next two off weeks. The other gods of the underworld feel like I'm being way overworked so they're starting. To make me take days or weeks off. Why do you think I've been so calm lately. But they keep me well informed. So I know that everything's being kept in check. Plus they have to call ask me for permission for everything. And Lucy's pretty reliable. He text to the rules and guidelines and not as lenient as I am with them. He's strictly business. I'm honestly thinking about letting him take over. When I decide to retire. I'm actually looking into a different position. I mean I think I've stayed god of the underworld long enough. I want to be a different type of god. So I can be closer to my own." He exclaimed keeping his arms around me.

Wait we can do that I didn't go to that

"Yeah we can why do you think. I have so many names. I mean I have way too many to count. When your becoming a new type of God. You literally just get a another. Which gives you that power of whichever one you chose or created. You can recreate something new. You got to make a place of worship educate some humans about that God influence human into believing in you get them to know your name and get them to spread the word of your existence. To get more followers and believers which actually makes you. A shit ton more power. But it's very hard to do. I'm the one that knows how to. Do it properly and get positive results. I'm all also the only one that's ever mastered it. Now I have done the procedure to other gods and goddesses. But I've never taught any of them. I never offered this to everyone. But I can teach you?" I suggested he smiled kissing my cheek repeatedly. Making me chuckle. And Aphrodite was just giving him the death glare the whole time and they didn't even care or notice. Which only pissed her off more.

"Okay I've seen enough of that who is she? I mean who is she really." She demanded walking over to us getting infront of us. Making me get up.

"You need to calm down Aphrodite. You know for a goddess of love. You sure jealous alot. Especially over stuff that litterally has nothing to do with you. Is a full grown ass man. If a woman he can cuddle a woman. Not everybody has to pay attention to you. Your not his boss your boss. Your his mom amok time I checked your not even his friend because he was a friend that acts like they care about you and then humiliate you in front of everyone so back up. Can you won't touch you because he's a man and a gentleman. The last time I remembered I'm a female god of war. Which means I can and will kick your ass if you piss me off. Do I make myself clear." I said get him a ride back up in her face making sure she knew I meant business.

"Who are you? She kept her arms crossed and her composure calm.

I'm Athena half-wit you know the Greek goddess of war and wisdom. Sike jokes on all of you. You thought I wasn't. Not even close in fact I'm actually stronger than my dad a lot more he doesn't know that cuz I never showed him. And I created a lot more goddesses what's your thing you think I'm just taking over a lot of names. But actually made a lot hell I didn't even need my dad to teach me how to make a Divine sword I did that. When I nine by myself. Still think I'm a joke. Please say yes. Cuz I'm itching to let of some steam." I couldn't help but I couldn't help. Since god of War I feed off fear and violence. But the look on her face. When she heard the name Athena come out my mouth. Made me a little excited.

"You do realize God of War speed of a sphere and violence you getting aggressive and trying to challenge her. Which whether you realize it or not is what you're doing. When you're got up in her face like that. To a god of war that's a challenge only her. Making her stronger dumbass." Hades said send pulling me into a Embrace realizing it was in my sleeve. Oops I had a Divine blade shoved my sleeve he noticed it. Devine blade it's only My Father's World mine can make. Are the only thing that can kill us gods.

"Zeus I'm going to need you to grab the set of her sleeve. I know she wasn't going to use it on her. But I don't think she really remember. It was there and I don't want it accidentally cut somebody." Haiti said turning my face towards him and putting my arms behind me.

"Wait she has one of those things on her now?" Zeus jumped up. as it took all Hades strength to restrain me he was still struggling. When you finally got my arm pinned down in a perfect position. Pointing at my sleeve.

"Yeah. Just be very careful you're going to have to reach up her sleeve there's a secret pocket built into the inside of the slave and you're going to have to carefully remove it. Do not cut her. I'm just afraid that she's going to get too excited and accidentally use it. Resulting in someone getting injured or herself. But  if she's skilled enough  someone might even end up dead. Cuz you know how it goes. Before whenever they get too excited they go into a Frenzy." Hades said, as Hades hold me tight up against his broad body with one arm. While using his other hand to pin my arms behind my back keeping. The sleeve conceiling my blade. In front of my other arm securely. Making sure I couldn't move my arms. As Zeus knelt down. Taking a deep breath before carefully biting his hand up my sleeve. Till he something under some of the side fabric.

"Or this is a small little thing. But you are right. If she skilled enough. She could kill somebody." Zeus said, carefully and safely removing. The small blade that look like a boring knife.

"Holy sure she wasn't kidding. The craftsmanships. So much more beautiful and accurate. Then her father's." He said looking at it it was made of it was gold not the normal metal color my dads always come out as. And might also had intricate designs carved into the blade. While the dall part of the blade used as the handle. Was incressed with gems. Dragons tears.

"Oh shit I forgot I put those on it carefully with that. The jems carry dragons breath and a fair amount of power. Don't Lose It or Break anything. If one of those gems gets broken they let out something pretty nasty. It I also don't like it hold of it. He doesn't know I know how to make those. And I don't intend to teach him I mean not to be rude but they're very destructive." I  informed him.

"Woman you are insane what else do you know how to make?" Zeus joked.

"You don't even want to know the half of it. But can also do this." I replied, before my body suddenly shape shifted into a cat. Let me Me make my getaway at least that's what I thought. Till I realize that Hades shoe was on my tail. Her picked me up.