Adapted from the Kazakhstan National Anthem featured in Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Words by L. Waters

Arr. by B. Reeves

Upper Quaking Tree Pack, greatest pack in the world

All other packs are run by little she-wolves

Upper Quaking Tree Pack number one exporter of pine wood

All other packs have inferior pine wood!

Upper Quaking Tree Pack, you very nice place

From omega house to northern edge of Pine Creek

Upper Quaking Tree, friend of all except Lower Quaking Tree

They are all mongrels with deer offal for brains!

Upper Quaking Tree Pack, home of greatest pack house

Length thirty metres and height twenty metres

Robot vacuum cleaner a marvel to behold

Removes ninety percent of wolf scat!

Upper Quaking Tree Pack, you very nice place

From omega house to northern edge of Pine Creek

Upper Quaking Tree, friend of all except Lower Quaking Tree

They are all mongrels with deer offal for brains!

Upper Quaking Tree industry best in the world

We invented smartphone and rabbit fur felt

Our pack slut is the cleanest in the region

Except of course for Shadow Bluff Pack!

Upper Quaking Tree Pack, you very nice place

From omega house to northern edge of Pine Creek

Grasp the mighty spear of our Alpha

From junction with the testes to tip of its face!