Just keep running. I'm almost there. Ha! I made it just in time. I, Ben Bernanke, have arrived in time for my date with my precious angel.... you've got to be joking. Oh, is the world against me?! Or do I have really bad luck?

Standing outside the restaurant I hopelessly watch my two favorite people in the world kissing like there is no tomorrow.

Aww, how romantic- no no no. This is not the time to gush and awe over romantic sites. I mean, hello, that's my best friend and my girlfriend there. Both are backstabbers. Good riddance. I don't need either of them!