Haley: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to another week of Crusade!

Brynn: Tonight we're in Frankfurt, Kentucky, and we're ready to not only finish the first round in both tournaments, but hear that announcement from the Owner and GM!

Haley: Hell yeah. Speaking of tournaments, we're kicking off the show with the finals of the World Championship Tournament, with Tabui Sule taking on Jon Mercer!

Brynn: Annnnd, that match starts right now!

Alexander: The following is a first round contest in the tournament to crown the inaugural NAO World Champion! Introducing first, from Austin, Texas...TABUIIII SUUUULE!!

Brynn: This man has held over 50 Championships in several different promotions and is looking to add another by winning this tournament.

Haley: Yeah right. 5o titles? Probably a lie. And if it is the truth, Congratulations to Charlotte Flair, because she's no longer the most overrated superstar in wrestling today.

Alexander: And his opponent...from Liverpool, England...JOOOOOOON MEERRRRCERRR!!

Brynn: He's not much better, Haley.

Haley: Better than Sule.

The referee signalled for the bell as the match began. Right out of the gate, Mercer rolled up Tabui for the three count.

Haley: HA!

Brynn: HOLD UP, THAT COULD BEAT STARRENTILE'S RECORD-

Alexander: Here is your winner..JOOOOOON MEEEERCER!

It was easily seen that Sule was pissed off. Mercer simply smirked at his fallen opponent and flipped him off before leaving the ring and walking up the ramp with a slight strut in his steps.

Haley: ...What the fuck just happened??

Brynn: Uhm..Jon beat Tabui in 2.57 seconds and counting, which beats Annabella Starrentile's record of 5.97 seconds from last weeks' match between her and AJ Grey.

Haley: Speaking of Starrentile, I think her match is next.

Brynn: You're correct, next up is Annabella Starrentile versus Rose West!

Alexander: Introducing first, from Blackpool, England, Blackpool's #1...ANNNABELLA STARRRRRENTILE!!

Haley: Starrentile is trying to weasel her way into the finals without actually earning it.

Brynn: You say that, but she's won the match she had to win to advance, so she's doing it fair and square.

Alexander: And her opponent...from Charleston, South Carolina...ROOOOOOSE WEEEEEST!!

Haley: Now here is a woman who actually earned her place!

Brynn: Starrentile isn't even in the match yet, why are you acting like she forced her way in??

Haley: Well what do you think she's trying to do?

As Rose walked to the ring, she past Tabui Sule, who was just not walking back with a pouty look on his face.

Rose: Look at me again and I'll cut your optical cords with my teeth.

Tabui's eyes widened as he started speed-walking to the back. Rose entered the ring and stared across at Annabella. The referee called for the bell and the match officially started.

Rose ran towards Starrentile, and was almost caught with TorpedBlackpool, but she caught her arm and wrestled her down into a Dis-Arm-Her position. Luckily for Annabella, they were near the edge of the ring, as she tightly grasped the bottom rope, but West refused to let go, causing the referee to begin counting to five. At four, West dropped the arm of Starrentile and backed up, holding her hands up to signify innocence. Starrentile kicked up, looking Rose straight in the eye.

Annabella: Your armbars are worse than Rousey's WWE Career.

Annabella once again went for TorpedBlackpool, but West oNcE aGaIn caught her arm, this time not going for an armbar but instead turning it into a Triangle, still attempting to end the match via Submission.

Haley: Annabella needs to be careful, it looks like Rose is prepared with counters for TorpedBlackpool.

Brynn: That, and the fact that every submission she locks in she's near the damn ropes.

Annabella once again grabbed the ropes, causing another break on Rose's part. Rose had started to become frustrated at that point. Starrentile took advantage of the moment with Rose's focus being on her emotions and rolled her up. It was only a two count when Rose kicked out, causing Annabella to stand up and give Rose TorpedBlackpool.

Annabella covered her, smirking as she got a three count.

Or so she thought, because West kicked out at 2. Starrentile sat up with a shocked look on her face, unable to believe the kickout, but her surprise was cut short with a steel chair being driven into her back.

The referee signaled for a disqualification and the bell was rang, causing the end of the match.

Roxanne Holt grinned and drove the chair into Starrentile's back again, this time harder than the first. She repeated these actions until she was sure that Annabella wouldn't get up. She then moved on to Rose, where she did the exact same thing to her, beating her absolutely senseless to the point that the chair was bent into a contorted position. She dropped the chair on top of West's body and flipped off both of the fallen women, exiting the ring with some extra swag.

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Ian: Hold on, Roxanne, can I get a word?

Roxanne: Fine, but make this quick.

Ian: Care to explain the vicious attack on Annabella Starrentile and Rose West?

Roxanne rolled her eyes and walked away.

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Haley: ..isn't that nice.

Brynn: Sure?

Haley: Whatever. We watch Chris Shadows take on Shawn Rey, next.

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Haley: Welcome back to Crusade, our next match is Chris Shawdows versus Shawn Rey.

Alexander: Introducing first..from Hollywood, California...CHRIIIIS SHADOOOOWS!!

Brynn: He definitely has a chance against Rey, I mean, the man only won by forfeit.

Haley: He only won by forfeit because he beat Henny's ass before the match.

Brynn: Still..

Alexander: And his opponent, from Camren, North Carolina...SHAWWWWN REY!

Haley: Here's the bastard.

Brynn: He still advanced.

Haley: Christ almighty Brynn, Your opinion is more bipolar than your emotions.

Brynn: Fuck you.

Haley: No thanks.

As Shawn walked down the ramp, he locked eyes with Shadows. As soon as he saw him, he started to walk backwards, eventually running back up the ramp.

Chris slid out of the ring and ran after him.

Chris: GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD!

As Chris sprinted backstage after Rey, he was hit with D-Day out of nowhere from James Sharp.

Shawn smirked and gave James a fist bumb, both of them looking down upon a fallen Chris Shadows.