It was the Sunday before I had to go to school for my first day. Opal wanted to head to the convenience store to get some ramune and other weird Japanese snacks. I got some chocolate bars called Chocobars which tasted like the kind back home. We were back near the alleyway where we avoided that kid with the watch until...
"Now listen to me punko,if I ever see you or your weird friend again,I'm gonna pound your dumb faces in!" A punk voice said and threw out two purple yokai. One was a ninja with a silver headband a black opening to his body which revealed yellow dots for eyes. The other was a cat with two missing pieces in his ears, one in each, black eyes that we're hollow,a pale gray part of fur on his stomach,and paws and two tails with fire on the ends and was wearing a bell with a skull on it.
"Are you guys ok!?" I asked concerningly.
"Wait,you can see us!?" The cat said.
"Yeah. I want to help you guys."
"There's no way you can help us. Roughraff kicked us out of our only home." The ninja said shyly.
"There has to be some way! Wait! I have those medals!" I quickly inserted the medal for Happiere before I heard a message.
"We're sorry to say this,but we are on a date to rekindle our love!" The distinct accent of the Yokai said. I groaned at this,as I had no idea what this Roughraff looked like.
"Opal,what does this Yokai look like?" I asked my Yokai servant. She showed it to me on her 'YokaiPad' as their called. This thing was green,had a giant hairdo straight out of the 80's and had a tiny tail. To sum up,a weaker, shorter more punkier version of the Hulk. The type that I despise with a burning passion.
"Hey! Punk Hulk!" I called out to the yokai.
"What did you just call me!?" He said and ran towards me.
"Yeah,you. I've got a deal. If I beat you in a boxing match, you have to give these two yokai their place back! If you win.... Er..."
"I keep the place and these punks never bug me again!"
"Deal!"
"Xe, this is not how to confront a yokai. I know that the only two yokai we've befriended cannot help us, but fighting a yokai with your bare hands is a last resort!" Opal shouted.
"Well, I admire her enthusiasm to help us..." Dimmy said shyly, fearing the enemy yokai.
"But he's a Yokai essentially built for fights..." Spooknyan replied
"I have a very good feeling that Xe will win." Opal told them "Now let's set up that boxing match."
The three yokai quickly set up a makeshift arena in a few seconds,out of the materials in the alleyway, which was one of the least strange things I've seen in the last two days. Opal put me in one of the corners while another yokai, one that I didn't know, but was a bigger, more punkier version of Roughraff set him up in the corner diagonally from me.
"Alright, you know the drill Mac." Opal said as she was rubbing my shoulders.
"The massage feels good, but I've got this Doc." I replied "I'm not the type that needs a pep talk." I got up from my corner and Roughraff did the same.
"Well, this shouldn't take long." He said cockily. "This shall be a breeze."
"Like your one to talk...." Opal growled.
"Opal, not now." I snapped back.
"Sorry Xe..."
"Fight!" A random snake yokai from nowhere shouted. Roughraff threw several rapid punches at me that I could dodge easily. I picked him up by his stupid haircut and threw him out of the arena.
"Human!" The snake growled.
"Um Slitheref... I think that was the only thing she could do as she is much taller than Roughraff." Dimmy said to the snake. What Dimmy was saying was very true. I was a good head/two heads taller than my peers at my old school, so I did have an excuse to pull that stunt. Out of the corner of my eye,I see Roughraff putting something on his feet to make him taller. He stood up,obviously wobbling, not used to the object. He got back into the arena, despite struggling.
"Round Two!" Slitheref shouted. I took one good whack at his stilts, now realizing that they were stilts, and the yokai fell down, and cracked the arena, falling on the cold, hard cement. He didn't move from the ground, meaning I won by knockout.
"WE HAVE A WINNER!" When those words were uttered, Roughraff immediately got up like he wasn't hurt.
"Ey! That wasn't fair! She was cheated!" He said, obviously butthurt that a girl wiped the floor on him.
"It was fair and square." I replied.
"No it wasn't! I'll show you! Bring Maid Fairy girl up here!"
"Uh Oh..." I quietly said.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!" Opal shouted.
"Fight me Maid Fairy." Roughraff said as he crossed his arms.
"That was rhetorical." Spooknyan said.
"MAID FAIRY!? DON'T COMPARE ME TO THOSE DIMWITTED,SLUTTY !@@!@!#!@#!@#@$@#!" Opal tackled Roughraff to the ground and started beat the ever loving spirit out of him.
"Opal, that's enough." Slitheref calmly said. "The match is over, and you and your partner have won."
"Thank you!" Dimmy and Spooknyan said at the same time, handing me their medals, while Slitheref placed his in my hand.
"That had to be one of the fairest fights I have ever seen." He said. "Let me know if you need a referee again at any point."
"Thanks guys." I said and smiled. Then,as Opal continued her rage, Roughraff's medal rolled out.
"Opal,I just got 4 medals in one day!" I said and Opal stopped her rage.
"That's wonderful Xe! That's the most I've ever seen someone collect in a day!" She said brightly as she got off of Roughraff to pull out some Melon Ramune from the shopping bag, the real reason we were out and about. As me and my 3 new yokai pals were walking out of the alleyway to grab some snacks from the Everymart I was just at, all I could here was Roughraff saying "Aye Crumba.... Girls are so much different now...."

Sorry that Opal's Swearing was censored. I put this on FF.net under a rating where swearing isn't tolerated and had to censor it. Pm me if you want to know what she's actually saying.