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( one. )

sicheng : if pinocchio says "my nose will grow right now", what would happen?
jace : the word "nun" is just the letter n doing a cartwheel.
johnny : surgery is just stabbing someone into life instead of death.
haechan : if you sweat in a sweater, aren't you the sweater?
ryot : if you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
seoyeon : this is why i hate all of you.

( two. )

yuta : if you had to choose between 100 million dollars and me dying, which would you save?
byul : 100 million dollars.
yuta : i'll die though -
byul : but you'll have a beautiful casket.

( three. )

seoyeon : it's hard being a leader sometimes, but i love my teammates and that's all that -
johnny : seoyeon, jace just bitch slapped a client.
seoyeon :

( four. )

saerom : you're acting like a child, hyuck.
haechan : I AM NOT ACTING!

( five. )

taeyong : mark would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
nyx : mark would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

( six. )

ahn : i am a male, but that doesn't mean i have to hide my feelings. i just want to talk about what i feel and cry without being judged.
mcdonald's worker : sir, are you gonna order or just stand there?
ahn : STOP JUDGING ME!

( seven. )

jaehyun : i'm in target, do you need anything?
haneul : some pjs i guess.
jaehyun : okay.
(moments later...)
haneul, staring at airplane ownership papers in her hands : pjs as in pajamas, jaehyun. not private jets. what the fuck,,

( eight. )

kiki : i'm literally so mad at you right now. there's nothing you can say that'll make me forgive you.
jungwoo : h -
kiki : okay, i forgive you.

( nine. )

taeil : *holds the door open for youngmi* after you.
youngmi : no, after you!
taeil : i insist, after you!
jace : *pushes past both of them* after me, bitches.

( ten. )

nyx : going to plan b?
yuta : technically, that'd be plan g.
byul : how many plans do we have? is there like, plan m?
jungwoo : yeah, but yuta dies in plan m.
byul : i like plan m.

( eleven. )

jace : i wasn't that drunk.
sicheng : you called yourself ugly.
jace :
jace : damn, i must've been really wasted.

( twelve. )

taeyong : *rolls over the bed and knees ryot in the ribs*
ryot : ouch!
ryot : you kneed me!
taeyong, sleepily : yeah, i do need you.

( thirteen. )

doyoung : I SAID I WANTED MCDONALD'S.
ahn : yeah, and i bought you mcdonald's.
doyoung : I MEANT A BIG MAC OR SOMETHING. NOT THE ENTIRE COMPANY ?! AHN WHAT THE FUCK,,

[ hello : there are so many rich partners here wtf. jaehyun bought haneul private jets and now this ]

( fourteen. )

taeil : pass the salt.
yuta : *throws byul across the table*

( fifteen. )

saerom : you look so unapproachable.
ryot : but here you are.

( sixteen. )

jungwoo : what's your favorite twice song?
kiki : what is love
jungwoo : you, hehe.
kiki : what?
jungwoo : what?

( seventeen. )

haneul : the view is attractive, but do you know who attracts me more?
jaehyun : w-who?
haneul, whispering : lee seokmin from seventeen.

( eighteen. )

mark : if i punched myself and it hurts, am i weak or strong?
sicheng : weak.
youngmi : strong.
nyx : a complete idiot.

( nineteen. )

seoyeon : johnny, sometimes i just wanna hug you.
johnny : *going for a hug*
seoyeon : but this ain't one of those times.

( twenty. )

[ problem solving with the chief officers ]
yuta : there are ten employees and seven chairs. what do you do?
ahn : get three more chairs.
jaehyun : kill three of them.

( twenty-one )

mark : i mean, small animals are way more vicious. it's because their anger has much less space to be bottled up in.
nyx : that's ridiculous. give me one example of this.
saerom : spiders.
taeil : wasps.
taeyong : terriers.
jungwoo : kiki.

( twenty-two. )

doyoung : when straight people assume i'm one of them, i feel like a gay secret agent.
haneul : lesbionage.
kiki : bi spy.
nyx : it's an ace case.
haechan : secret gaygent.

( twenty-three. )

ahn : i'm jealous of you.
doyoung : what? why?
ahn : because your boyfriend is definitely hotter than mine.
doyoung :
doyoung : wait -
doyoung : you little sly shit.

( twenty-four. )

police : where do you live?
jace : with my mom.
police : where does your mom live?
jace : with me.
police : where do you both live?
jace : together.
police : where is your house?
jace : next to my neighbor's.
police : where is your neighbor's house?
jace : if i tell you, you won't believe me.
police : tell me.
jace : next to my house.
police :

( twenty-five. )

byul : when i first met you, i did not like you.
yuta : i'm aware of that.
byul : but then you and i had some time together.
yuta : uh-huh..?
byul : it did not get better.

( twenty-six. )

youngmi : FOUR MONTHS -
ryot : what's wrong with her?
taeil, suppressing giggles : it's nothing really...
youngmi : THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

( twenty-seven. )

seoyeon : stressed? lemon tea.
taeyong : nauseous? green tea.
taeil : insomnia? chamomile tea.
sicheng : human interaction? anxie-tea.

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