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( one. )

jaehyun : wyd tonight
haneul : watching a movie
haneul : ps i love you
jaehyun : i love you too ♡
haneul : it's the name of the movie
jaehyun : O:
jaehyun : shit

( two. )

haechan : WHO ATE MY FRIES I WILL FUCKING KI━
saerom : sorry, i ate them
haechan : ━ss you and go buy some more. do you want anything else?

( three. )

mark, plucking flower petals : nixie loves me
mark : she loves me not
mark : she loves me
mark, plucking the last petal : . . she loves me not
mark : D:
nixie, bursting into the room with an armful of flowers for mark : try again!

( four. )

seoyeon : help me with this crossword puzzle, i need a 7 letter word for 'bottom'!
jace : sicheng.
seoyeon :

( five. )

taeyong : [ sneezes ]
ryot : bless you
taeyong : i'm already blessed everyday with you
ryot : taeyong uwu
taeyong : ryot uwu
haechan : haechan uwu

( six. )

youngmi : how do you want your coffee?
taeil : i want my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul
youngmi : so . . one white chocolate mocha with whipped cream :)

( seven. )

ahn : truth or dare, yuta?
yuta : dare
ahn : kiss the most beautiful person in this room
yuta : byul?
byul, blushing : yes?
yuta : how the fuck do i kiss myself?

( eight. )

johnny : only geniuses are able to say these four words quickly. eye, yam, stew, peed
seoyeon : oh come on, johnny, no one is stupid enough to━
jace and haneul in sync : IAMSTUPID

( nine. )

doyoung : take me to the art museum and hold my hands
ahn : but they said not to touch the masterpieces
doyoung :
doyoung : you smooth motherfucker

( ten. )

ryot : i love you
taeyong : thank you
ryot : that's not the answer i was expecting . . .
taeyong : thank you very much?

( eleven. )

nixie : ugh i hardly slept last night
kiki : when you can't sleep it means someone is thinking about you
nixie : who the hell would be thinking about me at 3am
mark : [ silent panic ]

( twelve. )

haechan : what do you call the fear of being murdered?
saerom : common sense

( thirteen. )

taeil : why aren't you with kiki?
jungwoo : she got pissed at me because i was mean to her in her dream

( fourteen. )

[ halloween party ]
doyoung : why are you two dressed up as each other?
yuta : i couldn't think of anything scarier than byul
byul : youngmi told me to dress up as the stupidest thing possible

( fifteen. )

dentist : open up
youngmi : it was a difficult time for me, but taeil helped me
youngmi : i'm always thankful for him
dentist : i'm going to cry

( sixteen. )

jace, playing with huihui : aww, you're so adorable and beautif━
sicheng : are you cheating on me

( seventeen. )

jungwoo : what's wrong?
kiki : this movie is making me cry
jungwoo : *punches the tv* what the fuck is your problem

( eighteen. )

jaehyun : *seductively lays across the table*
haneul :
jaehyun : hey ha━ *table breaks*

( nineteen. )

sicheng : the food is too hot i can't eat it
jace, winking : you're too hot but i can still eat you ;))
sicheng :
seoyeon, slamming the table : oNE DINNER. I JUST WANT ONE DINNER WITHOUT THIS

( twenty. )

taeil : what's up with haechan? he's been laying on the floor for like, an hour
taeyong : he's just a little overwhelmed
taeil : why?
taeyong : saerom giggled

( twenty-one. )

byul : yuta, do you want to be the sun of my life ?
yuta, blushing : yes
byul : then stay 92,955,807 miles away from me

( twenty-two. )

sicheng : today a pretty girl came up to me and asked how i was doing
sicheng : i couldn't choose between 'i'm good' and 'i'm okay'
sicheng : so i freaked out and said 'i'm gay'
sicheng : i'm not wrong though

( twenty-three. )

johnny : if you like me raise your hand
ryot : what do i do if i don't like you though
johnny : then raise your standards bitch tf

( twenty-four. )

ahn : *accidentally hits doyoung*
doyoung : you wanna fucking die?
ahn : . . kinda
doyoung :
doyoung, softly : bro we talked about this

( twenty-five. )

haneul : when i was your age . .
mark : when i was your height . .
haneul : don't make me pull this car over

( twenty-six. )

[ halloween ]
jace : trick or YEET?
child : . . yeet?
jace : *throws the child*

( twenty-seven. )

johnny : kissing burns like, 6.4 calories per minute. wanna try it out? ;))
seoyeon : are you calling me fat

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♤ gabrielle's note

i'm finally out of my writing drainage after 3 days and :D