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Harry: *picture of a well*

Harry: *picture of a well*

Harry: *picture of a well*

Harry: what do we have here

Harry: do you see what i did there? cause the wells? like if i was saying well well well *yodels with laughter*

Louis: *cuz. cause is actually not the correct word you are looking for. It is cuz' since it is an abreviation of because. Cause is like... you know... like the cause of global warming is cuz' all these idiots destroy our planet

Louis: And we have a Louis here?

Harry: well esqueeze me señor but i did not ask for a lesson ew bye

Harry: and yes there it a lot of you here. because of all those likes... ;)

Harry: I mean I know I'm sexy but damn ;)

Louis: hah. you see, that was a friend

Harry: A friend?

Louis: uh yeah

Harry: I donut believe you (I'm eating a donut right now so it's funny/relevent. It has rainbow spinkles)

Louis: I might have maybe probably liked a few...

Harry: mmmmm

Louis: like my finger slipped a couple of times

Harry: I see xD

Louis: :( don't bully me i'm just a fun size little child

Louis: Or do you want that full size ;)))))))

Harry: full size please :0

Louis: oops it looks like we just ran out. hmm. better luck next time

Harry: i'm like sweating now why would you deprive me of such things

Louis: I like to leave a bit to imagination

Harry: I see I see

Harry: hey but like on a real note thanks. The likes were very nice. Good to know someone thinks I'm decent :)

Louis: Hey no definitely. It was my pleasure lol. And you are more than decent trust me. Your like best looking person I've met on this site

Louis: not that your looks are all that matter. Well you look really good but you are also very nice and yeah but like I don't want to say that good looks and being nice are all you have cuz' I'm sure there is way more to you that I just need to dig from deep inside you.

Louis: Um that sounded wrong what I mean is there is way more to you than what I've barely seen or heard or whatever um yeah because I barely met you and you shouldnt judge a person by when you barely meet them like I have with you and uh yeah

Harry: hey it's fine. thank you for that. people usually do judge me by when they have the first impression and its not really good because... it's not all there is to me. I guess. Yeah. Thanks for the compliment by the way :) you look really good too

Louis: oh I feel you.

Harry: that just turned from funny to deep lol.

Harry: 50 Shades of deepness AMIRITE

Louis: YOU ARE RIGHT. okay okay back to happy

Harry: so I'm thinking of adopting a tiger

Louis: i'm 100% sure that would be fucking awesome except im also pretty sure it's illegal

Harry: i'm pretty sure that when harry wants a tiger harry fudging gets a tiger. i'm a boss. I don't know if you knew that

Louis: I'M A BOSS ASS BITCH BITCH BITCH BICH BITCH BITCH BITCH

Harry: oh my god

Harry: Why are we even aquaintainces

Louis: Because of my sexy self and fantastic ass

Louis: I was thinking and someone should definitely write a song about my ass

Harry: oh oh oh oh we can do. fit together it will be so much fun!

Louis: yay ok you start it

Harry: His bum, it is so so fine/I wish it could just be mine/ there is not one as plump as this/ it's one that you just can't miss

Louis: Swaying side to side/ You want to get a ride?/ All the lovers lovin'/ All this booty booty jugglin'

Harry: It is so firm and nice/So lucky to see twice/ Admire it in every way/ Hopin' to get this booty pay

Louis: It is round and delicious/ So freaking nutritious/ It shines like the sun/ You wanna touch my bum? (CHORUS AF)

Harry: Not even one can mask it/ It's beauty is fant-ass-tic/ Every one wants to see/ But they have to pass through me

Louis: Nobody can beat this ass/ Whole pile of ginormous mass/ You see the people praisin'/ And others just plain cravin'

Harry: It is round and delicious/ So freaking nutritious/ It shines like the sun/ You wanna touch his bum?

Louis: And then this part where I sexily start singing a melody

Harry: And then in the music video while you do that I will be on my knees with my hands up praising you

Harry: And then the chorus just various times because beauty

Louis: I like the sound of that. We just created art here. What the heck why am I not a millionaire already?

Harry: Not even the tootsie roll owl knows

Harry: but can this please be a thing already. WE MUST COME UP WITH A NAME FOR IT CHILD

deloucious has changed his name.

Your Elderly: YOU ARE THE CHILD AND I AM YOUR FATHER TAKE A SEAT SON

Harry: anything you want daddy ;)

Your Elderly: how did we barely meet and you are already like this I swear

Harry: I guess I've just always been spicy

Your Elderly: That is such a beautiul thing to say. A tear came out of my eye bravo on you mate :')

Harry: *bows* thank you thank you my mum raised me well

deloucious changed his name.

Louis: I can tell. Hmmm hoe about something simple

Harry: Well so this other day I went to a party and there was so much d I couldn't even choose

Louis: *HOW. I MEANT HOW NOT HOE. DON'T HOE AROUND

Harry: XD I'm just kidding lol that didn't happen.

Louis: ok child. so back on topic

Harry: Okay. Something sweet and elegant

Louis: Something to catch the attention

Louis: Dat Ass

Harry: Thy Fine Buttox

Louis: Louis' Ass

Harry: Louis' Bum

Louis: Fant-Ass-Tic

Harry: His Bum

Louis: Big Butt

Harry: Big

Louis: I DON'T KNOW THEY ARE ALL GREAT

Harry: EXACTLY THIS PROCESS MUST TAKE TIME

Louis: Another option can be just my name cuz' dayummm "Louis"

Louis: and thanks this was fun :)

Harry: no problem. Always happy to write songs about butts

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Sorry for the late update :( but I did update so I'm proud of myself cx I started school and it is already stressful and I've had to do lots of stuff. Tomorrow I even have an inteview for a position in student government so yes.

But anyways, what has been going on on the fandom and everwhere I haven't been updated much.

Andd the dedication of this chapter goes too *drum beats* @cynicallymeg heeyyy same time zone friend cx all of the votes and commenting was insane cx so thank youuu. Read her larry story it is awesome. :)

And I'm letting you guys decide what the song name should be. Just comment on your choice or add another in 'other'. :)

Louis: Dat Ass

Harry: Thy Fine Buttox

Louis: Louis' Ass

Harry: Louis' Bum

Louis: Fant-Ass-Tic

Harry: His Bum

Louis: Big Butt

Harry: Big

Louis: Another option can be just my name cuz' dayummm "Louis"

Other:

QOTC: What happened when Louis and Harry got "deep?" What other things do you think were going on there perhaps?

PQOTC: When do you think larry will come out?

AOTQ: Well I'm hoping that either late this year (but with the dad thing right now I don't know) or early to mid next year