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Louis: broOOOOOOOO

Liam Payne: wut haz got u bthred m8te

Louis: stuff and things.

Liam Payne: I need mo info 2 hlp u w/ thus sitiation

Louis: I'm having guy problems and I need you to ask me what they are so that I can rant and complain.

Liam Payne: *sighs* wut r da men probe dat u iz hvin rn?

Louis: Liam I got you a present :)

Liam Payne: RELLY WUT IZ UT!?!?2

Louis: its a :) FUCKING DICTIONARY WHY TF ARE YOU WRITING LIKE THAT. YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW I DON'T LIKE BAD SPELLING

Liam Payne: relax m8te

Louis: >:(

Liam Payne: *laughing emoji cuz' this site still won't add emojis* I'm kidding Louis. I'm doing a study about how people react to that kind of texting.

Liam Payne: You fall into the small yet fiesty category

Louis: I'm not small I'm a carry on.

Louis: Get it? Cuz' like you can take carry ons everywhere and my height is an ADVANTAGE

Louis: loser. your dumb tall height would make you difficult to carry smh people would be dropping you everywhere

Liam Payne: YOU ARE MY FIESTY CHIHUAHUA

Liam Payne: wood wood

Liam Payne: I mean woof woof

Louis: *flares nostrils at you*

Louis: Anyways before I was rudely interupted, I was saying that I was having men problems. Because I am a full grown MAN.

Liam Payne: what has you in a pickle

Louis: ew are you fifty years old nobody says that anymore

Louis: Well so I talked to the cute guy (eeeeeekkkk I just squealed cuz remembering exquisite times) and so we had a hood convo and all but it has been two days since we talked. :,(

Louis: *good convo. Not hood convo. lmfao (when i say lmfao i mean the singers(( you better know who they are or else you weren't alive in 2011)) you know, they sang the 'everyday i'm shuffling song') sometimes I just like mentioning them k buy their song on itunes

Liam Payne: yes louis i know them :p that was a prime year ah yes. And why don't you just talk to him again?¿?¿??

Louis: true. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND LIAM I CAN'T JUST TEXT HIM YET I NEED TO BE COOL AND NOT TEXT BACK UNTIL LIKE THREE DAYS LATER. GOSH. GET WITH THE SYSTEM BRO

Liam Payne: Patrick was dumb because he liVED UNDER A ROCK. I BARELY FIGURED IT OUT OH MY GOD HOLY JESUS

Louis: WUT

Louis: OMG YOU ARE RIGHT WTH

Louis: Back on topic

Liam Payne: Oh yeah so I suggest waiting until tomorrow and talk to him. For now just look at his pics and drool over him

Louis: Have I ever told you that you are a genius?

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deloucious liked harrystagram's picture!

Loving this look.

picture on side/top 

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Louis: LIAM

Louis: LEEEEYUUUUMMM

Louis: MY LITTLE LIMA BEAN

Louis: PUPPY

Louis: DANGIT LIAM WHY ARE YOU OFFLINE AT A TIME LIKE THIS

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Louis: NIALL IM GONNA CRY HELP

Louis: NAIL

Louis: OH MY GOD DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE ASLEEP TOO

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Louis: STAN OMFF HELP

Louis: STAN I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE S'IL VOUS PLAÎT

Louis: S'IL VOUS PLAÎT IS SPANISH FOR PLEASE BTW

Louis: STAN THE MAN

ot4 stan: louis it is three in the morning wut do you wnt

Louis: THANK HEAVENS UR AWAKE

Louis: you know you are the only one who answers when I text late thanks bruh

ot4 stan: ur welx but plz get to the point or im leaving

Louis: ok ok chill. oh yeah.

Louis: SO I WAS LOOKING AT PICS OF MY FUTURE HUSBAND HARRY EXCEPT WE DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER ALL THAT WELL AND I WAS SUPER DEEP IN HIS PICS THAT I ACCIDENTALLY LIKED ONE FROM LIKE 1 AND A HALF YEARS AGO WHAT DO I DO

ot4 stan: lol your dead man

Louis: *you're and that doesn't frucking help!!! *cries*

ot4 stan: ok first calm down. second just like all his pictures up until that one so it doesn't look suspicios.

Louis: but he has billions and it would take so long o_O :-C

ot4 stan: that's all ive got

ot4 stan: k gn

Louis: asdfghjkl

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deloucious liked 379 of harrystagram's pictures!

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Louis: well i'm dead

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I feel terrible for not updating earlier but with everything going on in the fandom I needed some time.

It is like one in the morning right now so there might be mistakes and I will add the picture later since I am on my phone.

So thank you all so much for 1K that is really cool and it wouldn't have happenes without you all reading, sharing, voting, commenting and all that awesome stuff so thanks so much.

Also, I started a larry collab account with fluffedlou and it's called tinytall cx. We will be uploading larry stories soon just incase you don't mind following.

Dedication of this chapter goes to larrysninjas . You counted down to 1k with me and I love all your comments/votes cuz' who doesn't love humor cx. Gracias *bows*

QOTC: How does Liam's and Louis' relationship seem to be growing?

PQOTC: What do you think of all the larry/louis drama? Opinion?

AOTC: I don't like it at all and I'm trying to stay positive about it but we all know that isnt going to work. (still not 110% i believe it tho) BUT LET'S ALL JUST FORGET ABOUT IT AND READ LARRY FANFICS BECAUSE THAT IS ALL I AM DOING IN THESE TIMES. WHOSE WITH ME? #larryislife