Dear diary,
Christmas is just around the corner! It's amazing, I can't wait to see how many people get me stuff!! It's gonna be so- wait is that a bug on the ground? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK-

-one battle later-

Phew, that was close. I could have DIED, but I didn't. Thank goodness I had this box sticking out from under the deep dark place of unknown (AKA under my bed), or I wouldn't have had a weapon to beat the crap out of that evil monster. Whats in this box anways? ......It's KaiMei's barbie doll. SHITTTT-

Okay, I took Barbie out of the wreaked package, wrapped bandages around the crushed parts and added an eye patch she looked like a war hero, and stuck her in an unnecessarily large cardboard box, and slapped a bow on it. I hope KaiMei still likes it. I threw it back under the bed with the other presents. I think I'll mail them tomorrow, just so nothing else happens...