Dear diary,
                    Today is Christmas Eve and I'm SOOOOOO excited!! Don't tell anyone though, I'd lose my cool tsundere reputation. Wait, you can't tell anyone, your a book. OH WELL-

So, I have to give everyone their presents, but I can't give it to them in person!! I-It would be too embarrassing...so I'm gonna sneak into the vocaloids house (after putting all of the UTAUloid and FANloid presents under our tree here) and put it under their tree!!! Foolproof, right? Okay, I'm off!! Fist, lemme get all the presents from under the bed...

--2 hours later--

  I did it!!! I got everyone's presents under the tree! I hope they like them, especially KaiMei, that doll was expensive, and time consuming (it took forever to glue her arm back on).
okay, now I think it's time for some well deserved re- EEK ITS A BUG!!!

--one fight later--

  Phew, I killed it. Thank goodness this box was sticking out from under the bed so I could murder it.... I'm getting a serious case of déjá vú here. I wonder why...OH SHIT THIS BOX MUST BE THE PORN MAGAZINES MY DAD GOT ME. Well, I had no use for them anyways. And they died bravely, killing an evil demon. I'm opening the box to see what damage I caused.

..........it was the Barbie doll. The poor girl had been broken beyond repair this time. KaiMei's gonna kill me- WAIT. If the Barbie doll's here, what did I give KaiMei!!?

I have to get the porn magazines back before KaiMei reads them!!!!! But....I'm so tired...I'm sure dozing off for a few minutes can't hurt, right? Riiiight....