Dear diary,

My Friend's-Mother's-Cousin's-Sister's-Uncle's-Dog's-Nephew's-Owner's-Aunt's-Father's- Niece's Brother is having a wedding! Of COURSE I was invited, So out of the kindness of my heart, instead of keeping an eye on my hostage to make sure my baby flip phone is well fed, I left Lspqirjnf in charge of his own feeding time. He's such a big, responsible boy, i'm so proud. Anyways, at the weeding I saw 96Neko, which was CRAAAZEH. She said that she was invited because the groom was their Brother's-Neice's-Father's-Aunt's-Cat's-Owner's-Nephew's-Uncle's-Sister's-Cousin's-Mother's Friend. Small world, right? Anyways, I made a few bucks off of her by giving her some Len photos, and then she saw Rinto. Thinking it was Len she ran off.

Now I'm being chased by this strange obese kid who's begging me to give him 60 more gallons of Beer. He must be drunk, I don't have beer. So I shoved one of my pictures of Punkish len (The real nosebleed Len) in his face and when he wasn't paying attention he ran into a pole. OOH, that's a good quote!

"When your being chased by an obese kid asking for 60 more gallons of beer, shove a picture of Punkish Len into his face and he will run into a pole." -Neru Akita, 2015

-Neru