Dear diary,
Today I decided to go Christmas shopping for the Vocaloids. (there was a sale for IPhone cases, don't think I'm a decent person and I wanted to get them anything...Baka..) So I hit the mall.

After buying Kaito boxes of condoms, I bought KaiMei* a Barbie doll, Luka a Miku nendroid, Rin a Boots (from Dora the explorer) plushie, Len a few bananas, Miku some money (I heard she wanted implants), Gumi a Rin body pillow, and Oliver a new hat. I bought tons of alcohol for Meiko and Haku to split. Then I bought myself 7 new phones. :3 this Christmas is gonna be awesome!

- Neru

(I know what you are all thinking; what's funny about this chapter? Well, I have something planned for this, so this is just preparing you for a hysterical chapter!! But since I'm not counting this as funny I'll add another chapter update to it. :D don't worry)

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KaiMei= a reference to Yume-Kagami 's vocaloid diaries, so if you haven't read her diaries I suggest you do so Now, I'm making tons of references from her diaries. Actually, this entire chapter is a reference...