So my sister and I were eating sunflower kernels and I cracked a joke.

Me: Dang,who roasted these sunflower kernels. They salty now.

Sister: *dies of laughter*

Me: *starts laughing too* They extra salty.

Sister: *covers her face with the small bag and is red faced*

My mom: .........

My dad: .......................

Me: *breathes*

Sister: *stops laughing after a while*

Welp that's just a small story for y'all guys.