SCAM ROMANCE

SUMARY
"I had the most brilliant idea when I woke up this morning," Taehyung says, and this is definitely not a good thing. This is Jeongguk's cue to back the fuck out. The last time Taehyung had a brilliant idea, Jeongguk went to the emergency room with a raisin lodged in his ear.

"You know," he begins, "I just remembered this thing I have to do. Very important, can't skip it-"

"How do you feel about pretending to be boyfriends?"

On the morning of Valentine's Day, Taehyung proposes a plan. What follows is the systematic exploitation of every couples-only deal in the city.

× ALTERNATE UNIVERSE - HOUSEMATES
× CRACK
× FAKE/PRETEND RELATIONSHIP