𝘝𝘪𝘦𝘸 @DMalfoy127 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺?

                                                             justcallmekaley

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FR KEELY?!

justcallmekaley: 💀💀💀

Theodorable: I'm mad that you look really ducking good in it😑

justcallmekaley: Ducking?

Theodorable: Yes Kaley. Ducking.

justcallmekaley: THEO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Theodorable: WAIT WTF YOU AND DRACO KISSED?!

justcallmekaley: Mm yeah

Theodorable: You better tell him to take that down. Everybody's gonna be pissed.

justcallmekaley: Why??

Theodorable: Just wait for the dms to start rolling in...

justcallmekaley: .. I'm not giving your jacket back

                                                                 justcallmekaley

panzyy: Seriously? You and Draco fucking kissed???

justcallmekaley: Omg Theo was right

panzyy: What did Theo say?

justcallmekaley: He said to wait for the dms to be rolling in and that everybody would be pissed that we kissed! Nobody cared when you and I kissed!

panzyy: This is different

justcallmekaley: How?

panzyy: OURS WAS ON THE CHEEK

justcallmekaley: 🫠So should I not go out with him again?

panzyy: No

                                                           justcallmekaley

PitterPatterPotter: YOU KISSED DRACO?!

justcallmekaley:

                                                         𝘝𝘪𝘦𝘸 @justcallmekaley 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺?

                                                                         justcallmekaley

l0v3g00d: I'm a little concerned as to why everyone is so upset that you and Draco are dating

justcallmekaley: Oh we're not dating, it's just been one date for now, but tysm!! Ikr like everyone's so freaking wound up

l0v3g00d: Oh mb! I'm sorry everybody's giving you sm trouble:/ I can try talking to them if u want!

justcallmekaley: Would you?

l0v3g00d: Ofc!!!

                                                                           DMalfoy127

justcallmekaley: Hey:)

DMalfoy127: Hi:D

justcallmekaley: Oh thank Merlin you're not icing me out

DMalfoy127: Why would I do that??

justcallmekaley: Nobody's messaged you abt our pictures?

DMalfoy127: No?

justcallmekaley: Lucky🥲

DMalfoy127: Ppl have been messaging you abt our date-?

justcallmekaley: Pansy, Harry, and Theo. Also Luna but that was cause she was wondering why everyone was so miffed

DMalfoy127: Pansy🙄She probably had the harshest things to say

justcallmekaley: Yeah😭 She was rly cold. Shit she doesn't still like you does she??

DMalfoy127: Oml no. Definitely not.

justcallmekaley: Okay good. Cause that would be breaking the girl code

DMalfoy127: Semi-girl code

justcallmekaley: When ur bf remembers your pronouns and you don't 

DMalfoy127:

When they call you her boyfriend

justcallmekaley: When you're waiting for him to accept😖😖😖

DMalfoy127: When he accepts🤞

justcallmekaley: ISJDJDJFJDNCKDNXNEND Just so you know, I'm the kind of person who asks for pictures a lot

DMalfoy127: Me too😳

justcallmekaley: 👀👀👀

DMalfoy127: 👀👀👀

justcallmekaley:

DMalfoy127: You're beautiful first of all. Second, are you in the Astronomy Tower?

justcallmekaley: Thank youu<33 And yes:))

DMalfoy127: You're literally so stunning I can't stop looking🥲

justcallmekaley: AHHHHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭😭

DMalfoy127:

justcallmekaley: I fr just swallowed my gum

DMalfoy127: Wait srsly😭

justcallmekaley: Yes😭😭😭😭

DMalfoy127: KEELEY😭😭😭😭😭

justcallmekaley: DON'T TALK ABOUT IT😔😔😔 You know what we can talk abt? How cute I am

DMalfoy127: LMFAOOOOOO

justcallmekaley: There's nothing funny about how hot I am

DMalfoy127: Fr

justcallmekaley: #Loveyourself

DMalfoy127: #maybeanotherday

justcallmekaley: DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY-

DMalfoy127: How the actual fuck do you know my middle name

justcallmekaley: When you said "My father will hear about this" you were really just telling yourself

DMalfoy127: I hate you😭

justcallmekaley: No you don't🥹

DMalfoy127: I don't I promise 

justcallmekaley: The way my heart legitimately broke

DMalfoy127: Oh Keeley I'm so sorry I didn't mean it

justcallmekaley: IK dw!!!💖💖💖

DMalfoy127: 💟💟💟

justcallmekaley: Are we gonna tell everybody we're dating💀 Cause I literally just told Luna 10 mins ago that we weren't dating💀

DMalfoy127: 🤖🤖 How dare you lie to Luna Lovegood

justcallmekaley: Bro don't talk about it

DMalfoy127: Bro? What happened to bf🥺

justcallmekaley: Bf don't talk about it

DMalfoy127: There we go. THAT'S BETTER TYVM

justcallmekaley: Okay imma make a gc and we can tell everybody 

DMalfoy127: Kk 

                        justcallmekaley has added l0v3g00d, panzyy, LilFairytale +9

LilFairytale: Whenever a group chat is made, drama comes with it.

justcallmekaley: Shh Mione🤫

ch-chickenwingz: What's happening 

_bitchtookmyname_: It's 8PM what could possibly be going on

DMalfoy127: I have an announcement 📣 

GinnyWeasley: Ah geez

hesnotginny: We're all in danger. Nobody's safe

justcallmekaley: Fr tho💀

panzyy: What's the announcement? Is it that I was right and Lovegood didn't need to try and convince us that you and Draco can do what you want?

justcallmekaley: 🤠🤠🤠

DMalfoy127: Not exactly.

justcallmekaley: In fact bestie, it's the complete opposite. Luna was sweet enough to talk to you all and while she was doing that, Draco and I have gotten married

ch-chickenwingz: WHAT?!

NevvL: 👀 It all smells a little bit suspish to me

DMalfoy127: Stfu Keeley

justcallmekaley: That's no way to talk to your wife. You signed a prenup, you're legally bound to me unless you want all your money snatched away

LilFairytale: I kind of regret giving her that Muggle law book..

justcallmekaley: It was very interesting, I enjoyed it immensely.

DMalfoy127: Okay, nO, we're not married

panzyy: No shit. Keeley is so not your type

justcallmekaley: What's that supposed to mean 

panzyy: Just that everybody Draco's ever dated has been, well, the opposite of you

DMalfoy127: Perfect, beautiful, and kind?

justcallmekaley: :,0

panzyy: YOU DATED ME!

DMalfoy127: You were the exception

panzyy: Fine. Why are you defending her tho?

panzyy: Oh, you are NOT dating-

justcallmekaley:                    

panzyy: WTAF????

DMalfoy127: Panz, calm down

PitterPatterPotter: You're seriously dating?

justcallmekaley: Yeah:)

l0v3g00d:

                                            panzyy has left the chat

justcallmekaley: Srsly-

                                                  PitterPatterPotter has left the chat

DMalfoy127: Pftttt

justcallmekaley: Draco this isn't funny

_bitchtookmyname_: Not sure how I feel abt this 😭

GinnyWeasley: Don't hurt our little sister Malfoy

hesnotginny: Or you'll be dead before you can wipe the drool off your chin

2/12/23