Exactly like the title says. I showed my mom photos of Nct Dream, and I kept her reactions, I hope this is entertaining.

ALSO! Keep in mind, my mom doesn't know much if anything about kpop so if her reaction offends you, it's not meant to.

Normal is me

Bold is my mom

Morkie:

"This is the first photo, how old do you think he his?"

"14"

"Personality?"

"I'd say he looks timid"

"What about in this one?"

"Huh?"

"It's the same person"

"Oh, well I'd say he looks kind"

"This one is 19 in Korea 18 in Canada"

"Yeah see they look younger than what they really are"

Renjun:

"Age?"

"I don't know, 17?"

(At that point I was kinda surprised she got his age from this photo if she guessed Mark was 14 in his)

"And personality?"

"A joker"

"Oh, he looks serious in this one"

Jeno:

"Oh he's good looking!"

(Que me dying)

"I expected that"

"Really?"

"16"

"Easy"

"Easy? Easy how?"

"Easy going and stuff"

Haechan:

"*zooms into photo* uh..."

"16 maybe 17"

"Wait-"

"It's the same person mom"

"Really? *zooms into photo again*"

"What do you think he's like?"

"Unique, not sure of himself"

(I'm pretty sure he's sure of himself but alright)

Jaemin:

"15 years old"

"Goofy"

"He looks older and serious in this photo"

"How much older?"

"17-18"

"That's one heck of an earring"

"It looks so heavy"

Chenle:

"13"

"Fun"

(I expected her to say more but she moved on before I could ask :( )

Jisung:

"Is that a girl or a boy?"

"I'm gonna say girl because of the pink"

(What kind of evidence is that?)

"Haha okay, how old do you think he is?"

"It's a boy?"

"Yeah"

"Oh, well 12"

"And they all somewhat look like girls, but that's because of their delicate features"

(Delicate they are)

"15"

"That's the same guy"

"Well he looks 15"

"Well today in Korea, it's actually his birthday, he's 16 here but 17 in Korea"

"Wow"

Chenle Bonus:

"Oh my. I'd say 6 definitely 6"

"The gun is practically the size of him"

"I know!"

"This is just one of the smaller units of the whole group"

"Really?"

"Yep, there's around a total of 18 members, this is only 7 of them"

"Whoa"

(I was telling her about Jaemins back, but all she did was hum a response, so I didn't really add it)

"I like Korea people"

(Oh, no)