~everyone has logged on~ 

FebreezeMan: JAEHYUN 

Jungjae: what 

FebreezeMan: I don't know, Ten just told me to take control of the beginning of the conversation 

ThailandPrince: I will hurt you, Taeyong 

FebreezeMan: I'm sorry bby, don't hurt me 

Jungjae: what is this? 

ThatOneSinger: an intervention 

OneMoon: ?? 

Jungjae: an intervention about what? 

Nakamoto: how you treat Taeil is not right and I think all the members are concerned about it. 

FebreezeMan: yeah, what Yuta said 

Nakamoto: -_-

Jungjae: I don't treat Taeil like anything 

BabyWinwin: rude Jaehyun 

FebreezeMan: Even Winwin can see your disrespect 

ImOlderThanYouThinkIAm: that says something 

Nana: I don't know what everyone's talking about 

ImOlderThanYouThinkIAm: that's because you're dense, Jaemin 

Nana: oh

MaknaeJisung: I know what's going on, does that not make me dense, hyung? 

ImOlderThanYouThinkIAm: no, you're still dense, Jisung 

MaknaeJisung: awe... 

OneMoon: you guys don't need to do this, Jaehyun isn't rude to me! 

Jungjae: shut up Taeil

OneMoon: okay 

Nakamoto: see, like that

ThatOneSinger: why're you always so rude to Taeil, Jaehyun? This is an intervention, we're all here to find out! 

Jungjae: I'm not

Nakamoto: cut the bull Jaehyun, answer us

Jungjae: I SAID IM NOT, SO STOP ASKING ME 

ThatOneSinger: well then...Jaehyun's mad 

Jungjae: IM NOT MAD 

BabyWinWin: Jaehyun yell loud, scary! 

FebreezeMan: you're scaring the children 

Jungjae: SHUT UP TAEYONG 

FebreezeMan: well then

CringeyJohnny: calm down Jaehyun.. 

Jungjae: THEN STOP THIS STUPID 'INTERVENTION' THING WHEN IT'S NOT NEEDED 

Nakamoto: Jaehyun...do you have anger problems, what's up with you

Jungjae: IM TIRED OF EVERYONE ASKING ME THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN, I DON'T! 

~Jungjae has logged off~ 

OneMoon: great, now he's really mad 

ThailandPrince: lowkey Jaehyun every day 

ThatOneSinger: we're just trying to protect you Taeil, we're worried he's hurting you...you know how we get when he just hits you for no reason, like, what is that about? 

ChewingGumRenjun: are you okay hyung? 

OneMoon: Guys I told you before, everything is fine! You don't have to worry about me...honestly, now it's just getting annoying. Jaehyun would never actually do or say anything to HURT me or my feelings, he just acts without thinking sometimes. 

FebreezeMan: why do you say that?

OneMoon: because he loves me! 

ImOlderThanYouThinkIAm: I KNEW IT, I KNEW YOU GUYS LIKE EACH OTHER, IT'S SO OBVIOUS 

MaknaeJisung: okay, I didn't know that.. 

ImOlderThanYouThinkIAm: Dense! 

ThailandPrince: don't be rude to your unit members, Mark 

ImOlderThanYouThinkIAm: once you debut in more than one unit Ten, then come and talk to me 

ThailandPrince: want to go? 

ImOlderThanYouThinkIAm: I'm always ready 

CringeyJohnny: no he's not 

ImOlderThanYouThinkIAm: shut up, Johnny! 

FebreezeMan: okay anyway 

DragonJeno: So Taeil and Jaehyun hyung like each other? 

OneMoon: yes, me and Jaehyun are dating you guys...so stop trying to think he's hurting me ! He loves me! 

Nakamoto: yeah but that doesn't change the fact that he still shouldn't put his hands on you, or for that matter talk to you in the way he does. If he's your boyfriend now he should change that even more than before. If he really loves you, he wouldn't be saying or doing that stuff

OneMoon: so you're trying to tell me Jaehyun doesn't love me? 

Nakemoto: that's not what I'm trying to say 

OneMoon: I don't want to hear it. I love Jaehyun and I will defend him as long as you guys get it through your thick heads

~OneMoon has logged off~

ThatOneSinger: well they're a problematic couple 

DragonJeno: so if you love someone and hit them then that will make them fall in love with you? 

Nakamoto: NO JENO IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT AND DO NOT HIT JAEMIN TO MAKE HIM LOVE YOU, IT DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT

ThailandPrince: okay I am now declaring Yuta the mom of NCT 

FebreezeMan: I'm declared the daddy, right (; 

ThailandPrince: no because then that would mean that you're going out with Yuta

ImOlderThanYouThinkIAm: don't we all share anyway? 

ThailandPrince: yeah but Taeyong is my boyfriend, not just someone I do it with 

ImOlderThanYouThinkIAm: okay then 

DragonJeno: then...Jaemin what's your answer...I've been waiting for a response and it's itching me to know... even if you don't love me back, I want to know 

FebreezeMan: awe, young love

ThailandPrince: stop ruining the moment, Taeyong 

FebreezeMan: sorry 

Nana: Jeno....

DragonJeno: yes, Jaemin? 

Nana: I don't know about my feelings for you, I've never felt like this for anyone before and I've only seen you as a friend

DragonJeno: oh...I see...

Nana: but that doesn't mean I don't want to try and work this out. I accept...I want to date you Jeno 

DragonJeno: wait what, are you being serious right now Jaemin, you really...you really want to date me?! 

Nana: of course Jeno! 

DragonJeno: YAY!!!!!!!!

~DragonJeno has logged off~

~Nana has logged off~

StrawberryChenle: AH, JENO JUST RAN INTO THE ROOM AND TACKLED JAEMIN, BUT HE HIT ME ON HIS WAY IN! MY LEG HURTS! 

ThatOneSinger: but what're we going to do about Taeil and Jaehyun? Are we just going to continue letting Jaehyun hit Taeil and have Taeil keep saying he's "doing it out of love" ? 

Nakamoto: no, this can't do 

ThatOneSinger: then? 

Nakamoto: I'll talk to Jaehyun privately...I'll get him to talk 

ThatOneSinger: you sure Yuta? 

Nakamoto: of course 

~Nakamoto has logged off~

ThailandPrince: yup, Yuta is the mom 

ThatOneSinger: I agree 

BabyWinWin: but I Taeyong baby 

FebreezeMan: yes, yes you are Winwin 

BabyWinWin: (*^▽^*)

ChewingGumRenjun: is your leg okay Chenle?! 

StrawberryChenle: no, it hurts Renjun... 

ChewingGumRenjun: I will get you some ice Chenle! Stay there! 

StrawberryChenle: thank you Renjun! I love you!! 

ChewingGumRenjun: you're welcome Chenle! 

~ChewingGumRenjun has logged off~ 

~StrawberryChenle has logged off~ 

ThatOneSinger: he 'loves' him? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ImOlderThanYouThinkIAm: yeah, all the NCT dream members say they love each other to one another 

MaknaeJisung: I can confirm

ImOlderThanYouThinkIAm: Jisung it's your bedtime, log off and go to sleep! 

MaknaeJisung: you're so mean to me, Mark hyung

ImOlderThanYouThinkIAm: why, because I'm telling you to go to bed? 

MaknaeJisung: you could say it in a nicer way~ 

~MaknaeJisung has logged off~

CirngeyJohnny: so how did things go with Haechan, Mark? 

ImOlderThanYouThinkIAm: the normal, him asking me out, me declining 

CringeyJohnny: oh, bhahaha he does know we're in a relationship, right? 

ImOlderThanYouThinkIAm: yes 

ThailandPrince: maybe he thinks Mark will leave you for him 

CringeyJohnny: Mark would never leave me for Haechan, Haechan is too chubby for Mark 

ImOlderThanYouThinkIAm: don't be so rude Johnny 

CringeyJohnny: ok

~Dongsookie has logged off~ 

ThatOneSinger: ...did you think he saw all of that? 

ThailandPrince: of course he did! 

BabyWinwin: Haechan gone? 

FebreezeMan: should we do something 

ThailandPrince: I think Mark should talk to him 

ImOlderThanYouThinkIAm: me, why me? 

ThailandPrince: because he likes you

ImOlderThanYouThinkIAm: uuggghh fine .. 

~ImOlderThanyouThinkIAm has logged off~ 

ThailandPrince: and Johnny, you should go and apologise.. 

CringeyJohnny: I was going to follow Mark anyway

~CringeyJohnny has logged off~

ThatOneSinger: And I'll be watching from a mile away with a bowl of popcorn

~ThatOneSinger has logged off~

FebreezeMan: you're so hot when you take control, Ten

ThailandPrince: oh, am I? (; 

FebreezeMan: of course bby boy 

ThailandPrince: then come to my room and I'll show you some more 'in control' 

FebreezeMan: don't mind if I do 

~FebreezeMan has logged off~ 

~ThailandPrince has logged off~

BabyWinWin: ???

~BabyWinWin has logged off~