Q: Where do you go to buy zombies?

A: The monSTORE!

Q: What did the man say to his forgetful zombie wife?

A: You forgot your HEAD because it wasn't attached!

Q: Who did the zombie take out for dinner?

A: His GHOULfriend!

Q: Why did the zombie ignore all his new Facebook friends?

A: He was still DIGESTING all his old Facebook friends!

Q: What is a zombie's favorite toy? A: A DEADY bear!

Q: What did everyone say about the big zombie party?

A: It was DEAD & full of STIFFS!

Q: What did the zombie say to his date?

A: I just love a woman with BRAAAINS!

Q: What was the zombie's greatest invention?

A: Canned BRAAAINS!

Q: What is the difference between zombies & patched jeans?

A: Zombies are DEAD men, jeans are menDEAD!

Q: What do all the Apple zombies keep telling Steve Jobs?

A: We're DYING to have YOU for dinner!

Q: How did the zombie's "Grease" audition go?

A: Bad, they couldn't envision Danny as GREEN, ROTTING & GRUESOME!

Q: What did the zombie hope for before his blind date?

A: Someone with a PULSE & plenty of BRAAAINS!