Three Challenges - supplied by beclay215497
A man walks into a bar and notices a jar filled with money. So he asks the bartender what it's for.
The bartender replies "put in $10 and I will give you 3 challenges. If you can complete them you get all the money in the jar."
"That's stupid," says the man as he walks away. No more than an hour later the man comes back after taking several shots. "What are the challenges?" He asks while handing ten dollars to the bartender.
"First challenge, you must drink a shot of pepper tequila without making a face. Second challenge, there's a really violent pitbull out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove that tooth from his mouth. Third challenge, there is a 90 year old woman upstairs who has never had sex. You have to make things right with her," the bartender says.
The man downs the pepper tequlia. His eyes are tearing up and his face is red, but he keeps a straight face. Then, he walks out back. The whole bar falls silent as they hear growling and screaming noises. The man walks back in covered In blood with his clothes all ripped up.
He walks up to the bartender ans asks, "now where's the woman with the sore tooth?"
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