Pissing Bullets

A pregnant women went into labor with triplets. Her husband was at the other side of the country with the car. She had to walk to the hospital all by herself. When she came to a dark alley, she went through it for a short cut and out of nowhere a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach.

Thankfully when she got to the hospital she and the babies were fine and healthy.

Sixteen years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said "Mom, Mom guess what?"

"What?" Said the mother.

"I pissed out a bullet." So the mother told her what happened sixteen years ago on the way to the hospital.

Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said "Mom, Mom guess what? I pissed out a bullet." So the mom told her what happened sixteen years ago.

Then the third born child came in who was a boy said "Mom, Mom guess what?"

The mom said, "Let me guess, you pissed out a bullet."

"No I was jacking off and shot the dog!"