Bob arrived home after spending the evening with a few mates in the local pub. "A few of the guys mentioned how much they enjoy it when their partners moan in bed, " he said to his wife.

"Really? Do you think we should try it later?"

"Absolutely," the husband says, eagerly. "We'll try it tonight."

That evening, the wife climbs into bed and snuggles up to Bob. "Should I moan now?"

"No, not yet. I'll tell you when."

Things get a little steamy after a while and the wife breathlessly asks, "Should I moan now?"

"Yes! Do it now!"

"When are you going to mow the lawn? Did you put the trash out before you came upstairs?"