"You're lucky we keep a first aid kit around here." Bakugou said, helping Kirishima lift himself onto the counter. "This is not a good time to get an infection." If Kirishima ended up in the hospital, who knew what would happen to him. Would they get in trouble with social services? Would he be sent into foster care or some shit. Bakugou wasn't really sure how a situation like this would be dealt with, and he wasn't about to attempt hands on experience.
"Thanks for helping me get back, bro." Kirishima had been oddly quiet for the past few minutes. Maybe he was also realizing how important it was that he stay healthy right now. Or maybe he was realizing that Bakugou was right about how truly awful crocs were.
Probably-hopefully-the latter. Bakugou couldn't expect his friend to be smart enough to really think about the consequences of getting sick or badly injured.
"Yeah. Whatever. Just don't make a habit of this."
"I won't."
"I'm serious. What are you going to do when I'm not around? What would happen if you got hurt and couldn't get help?"
"I guess we've just gotta keep an eye out for each other. That's what bros do, right?"
"Look, Kirishima, I'm not going to be here all the time. I have my own life, you know."
"It's summer, dude. What do you have to do that's more important than helping me?"
"My home. My family. I've got to print off paperwork for scholarships so you don't have to drop out, and I have to check in with my parents every once in a while so they know I'm alive. Plus; I didn't even ask them if you could stay up here. It wasn't like harbouring a runaway is high up on their list of things to be doing right now."
"I didn't run away, Bakugou. I was kicked out." Kirishima reminded him.
Bakugou sighed, pulling the first aid kid from the cupboard. "Either way, your parents are still legally responsible for you. The hospital would call them if you ended up there. Anyway...what happened to you getting a job? We're gonna be low on food pretty soon."
"I'll keep an eye out when we go to town on Friday."
"Good. And be careful about which shifts you're working. I don't want you walking up here in the dark."
"Of course, bro." Kirishima grinned.
Bakugou opened the first aid kit and pulled out the alcohol, pouring some on a sterile cloth and turning back to his idiot friend.
"Give me your foot."
"Are you gonna suck my toes?"
"Even if I was into that, which I'm not, I would never put your feet near my mouth. They're disgusting. Have you ever clipped your toenails in your life?"
"I did once, in 2007. Didn't like it very much."
"I hate you. I hate you. I am disgusted. I wish I had never befriended you." Bakugou grabbed Kirishima's foot and started cleaning the wound. The redhead winced as the alcohol touched his open cut in the same way one would wince upon hearing their aunt tell an off-colour joke at the dinner table. Get woke, aunt Linda; for everybody's sake.
"This is like a scene from a movie."
"Shitty Hair, if you were in a movie, it would be an Adam Sandler one and it wouldn't even be one of his good ones."
"Wait...which Adam Sandler movie do you consider good? I wanna know."
"Little Nicky."
"Of course. Why would it be anything else?"
"What's your favourite? If it's Grown Ups I'll literally kill you in your sleep. Nobody will know you're gone."
"Obviously it's Paul Blart: Mall Cop."
"That's Kevin James you uncultured swine."
"Aren't they the same thing?" 
"No! Do you have the IQ of a fucking rock?"
"Kinda."
"Ugh." Bakugou finished wrapping Kirishima's stupid Kevin James loving foot and started packing up the kit.
"We should start an Adam Sandler streaming service."
"What? Like Netflix or some shit?"
"Yes but only with Adam Sandler movies."
"Who the fuck would pay for that?"
"People who want access to the Adam Sandler originals we will be making."
"I'm fucking sick of your shit."
"Come on, bro! It'll be great! We can put Kevin James and David Spade movies on there too. It'll be like Disney Plus but better."
"See, this is why you're an idiot. Nothing is better than Disney Plus because Disney Plus has Disney."
"Aha! So you like Disney do you?!"
"We're gonna get sued for simply having this discussion, I hope you realize this."
"Oh Bakugou, it's not like Disney can hear us way out in the woods."
"You don't know that. Disney knows all. I can't afford another lawsuit right now."
"Wait...Another...?"
"It's a long story." Bakugou brushed his hand through the air. "Wanna get something to eat?"