Natsu POV:
"Levy is this suppose to be a joke" I asked "Because I'm not laughing" I finished I looked at Levy she wasn't in her chair I saw her in a corner of the room mumbling to herself "How did pantherlily get him? Am I not pretty? This isn't fair why would he like an exceed?" And more stuff because of my dragon hearing I could catch pick it up.

"Should we ask Pantherlily and Gajeel what they think?" "NO! I mean they are out on a mission right now won't be back till tomorrow! I mean don't wanna rush them right they need the money Batsu Gajeel keeps eating a lot of iron and Panther lily likes his kiwis" "What type of kiwis though" I asked with a perverted smile "Natsu shut up! Your gonna put thoughts into my mind that I don't wanna think about!" Levy whined flailing her arms "alright alright I won't call them! They need the money I guess, but how does that work who goes where" I asked doing doing a couple hand movements.

Levy just blushed a crimson red "Shut up Natsu!!" Levy hit me on the head with some iron I fell out of my chair "I mean let's get back in track!"
"SINK!" "Sink! Alright this one shall not Ship! Bye!!" I said waving towards the camera

Author POV:
It went pitch black

SHIRO OUT!!