(not putting picture too disturbing )
*CRACK SHIP INCOMING*
Natsu POV:
Me and Levy just stared at the computer screen lost of words so silent you could hear a pen drop. I coughed "Umm" was all I could get out, Levy stood up "WHY DOES THIS SHIP EXIST?!!!!!! INCEST INCESST!!" Levy practically screamed (Incest for the wincest- A dude I know can't put name so umm nvm) I turned around to Levy "Levy what's Incest, why is it so bad??" I asked begging her to tell me "Natsu incest is when two or three or four people from the same family line start doing the nasty" I raised my hand.

"What's the Nasty?" "Natsu didn't Igneel ever tell you the birds and bees?" "Uhh duh one pecks the other one stings" (STINGY BEE) "Natsu when two people-"
*TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY  YOUR EMBARRASSED AUTHOR*
"Ohhhh so what's incest" I asked again why did I even ask "When people from the same family line start doing the nasty it's incest and it can cause side affects take authors family line her great great grandparents were cousins and mental issues run in her family hence why she has ADD OCD and is Bipolar" (I CAN HEAR YOU YA KNOW!)

"Ahem aside from that Incest is wrong people I mean very wrong" She stared me in the eyes "Good I don't have any human family" I shrugged turning around (What about Z-) "SHUT UP AUTHOR!" Levy yelled uhh "Umm Levy are you hearing things again?" "Huh what no no no no no of course not" She sat down in her chair "Let it sink" "Let it sink" we both agreed "I hear from Laxus Mira is getting out of the ward tomorrow" Levy told me sighing I laughed a little.

"Hopefully that match making of hers-" I turned to the camera "It's still on isn't it?" Levy glared at me "Uhh, See you guys next Monday?" I waved and turned the camera off.

(Sorry it's so early in the morning I have to stay after school I have photography class every Monday so these will be early from now on ummm)

SHIRO OUT!