(ichiya x Erza couldnt bring myself to even write it took 2 days to bring myself sorry)

Natsu POV:

"sooo Mira ummmmm so yeah this ship just no" "MY SHIP WILL BE RUINED AND SANK TO THE BOTTOM  OF THE OCEAN TWICE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NATSU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!""what am i supposed to domira" i just sweatdropped because mira waas always acting like  this when gray was with luce (EHEM natsu) she would act like this. hmm where is Ichiya probably should get erza first shed probably hit me though "Hey Luce didnt think id see you" no reply "bye Luce gotta go get Erza" with that i started running "DIDNT I SAY NEVER TO CALL ME THAT 'SALAMANDER' (oh no she didnt... oh yes natsu she did) I REMEBER TELLING you clearly" i was running really fast so she couldnt see the tears welling in my eyes her voice got lower and lower till it was completly gone "hey Erza we have you shipped wit-"splat! did i just do what i think i just did.. i looked under my feet and saw a hint of strawberry...IM SO DEAD SHES GONNA KILL ME NOW "hey e-erza lets t-talk a-about this okay?" i said putting my hands up in defence "NATSU DID YOU JUST STEP ON MY CAKE!" i swear i saw even master makarov cower in fear "n-no it  was GRAY" hehehe Gray thats for stealing my girl "GRAAYY!!!" I JUST RAN OUT OF THE GUILD LIKE NO TOMARROW oh god that was too close  "I don-"

'gomen Natsu but cue the disclaimer Ichiya..ICHIYA I SWEAR IF-" "wonderful Parfume" "EEEKKK!! GET IT OFF OF ME AHHHH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF" 

FAIRYTAIL DOESNT BELONG TO MEH  I JUST OWN THE PLOT 

"SHI-" "such pretty hair""AHHHH!! SOMEONE HELP MEE!!"