(I wanted to put that there XP)

Natsu POV:
"Isn't she a grandma now and aren't they like brother and sister? It make no sense!! I don't ship it what about you Mira? And doesn't he have Shiro?"

Mira POV:
"You didn't hear about they got into a fight and they broke up MY HAS JUST BEEN TORN BY A STORM AND SUNK!!" "Mira calm down" "HOW CAN I BE CALM IF MY SHIP SUNK!" "Mira will it help if I call ultear to get her feedback" how did Natsu get so smart (I made him that way :P)

--TIME SKIP-----
Ultear POV:
"Hey Natsu" as I walked threw the door I had meredy and Jellal behind me (is it bad when your phone stops autocorrecting you because of the weird names?) "Hey- YOUR A CROSSDRESSER!!" "I'm not  a crossdresser this is my real form I took on a fake form" "YOUR STILL A CROSSDRESSER" I just sweatdropped he hasn't changed a bit I can tell Mira was thinking the same thing "what's that Natsu Mira?" "That's a SHIP!!! I have many OTP'S that I want to sail" " Me x Gray?" "Oh yeah there are some weird people out there" "I don't "ship it" I like somebody else anyway" meredy started wiggling her eyebrows up and down so did Mira Natsu kept saying "fight me Jellal!" "Soooo ultear who do you like" "ultear who do you love?!?" "Just forget what I said" "no can do" they both said oh no. I just got a idea "I LIKE JELLAL NOW LETS CALL GRAY!" I don't actually like Jellal I just wanted to get them off my back. They all turned to me wide eye I dialed Gray's number
Gray
Ultear

"Hey Gray"
"........"
"Gray can you come down to the guild?"
"No"
"Stop crying and get over here!"
"NO!"
"Get over here or I will send Erza to you!"
"No!"
I put my hand on the mic "guys what's his ex's name?" "Shiro" I nodded and took my hand off the mic
"Gray Shiro is here"
"....I'm coming over!"
End of the phone call
"Well he will be here soon so ju-" "Where is SHIRO?" "Yeah about that what do you think of this ship?" "I don't like it WHERE is SHIRO!" "I lied she's not here! Crime sorcerer we leave now and don't tell Erza about that" "about what?" "Nothing" I just walked out of the guild with Jellal and merry behind me.

Chappy done hey minna I want to say no offense to crossdressers that was just Natsu's reaction in the anime so I put it there and sorry if u sunk your ship
"Meredy cue the disclaimer....MEREDY.... STOP TALKING TO JUVIA AND DO THE DISCLAIMER!!" "Yeah yeah bye juves"

"Fairytail doesn't belong to Shiro" "ITS AUTHOR~CHAN!!" "Why do you call yourself that?" "Want me to beat you up again!!" "No ma'am" "Author~chan just owns the plot"

SHIRO OUT!