LET ME JUST SAY! WHEN THE BLACK WIDOW MOVIE COMES OUT, I WILL BE IN THE FRONT ROW, SCREAMING, "WHY THE F U GOTTA KILL HER ASS OFF IN ENDGAME???" AND I WILL BE SCREAM CRYING THE ENTIRE MOVIE SO HOPEFULLY U AIN'T AT THE SAME MOVIE AS ME!!!

BUT THEN AGAIN! I HOPE U READERS WILL BE DOING THE SAME THING, TOO!

ANYWHO! Thanos exploded from the last story and the Avengers AKA Black widow and Captain America saved the day! BUT! They had a problem because captain America was still the size of an ant and you know how black widow spiders be treating ants!!!!

Natasha woke up from her daze from running into a tree and saw a miniature captain America and started doing the worm. **her spidey senses were tingling if you know what I mean**

Thank goodness that Captain America pushed a button on his x-men suit and he transformed back to normal size. (Who knows what her ass would have done!!!)

The black widow picked up Thanos's gauntlet and tried to put it on her hand but her hand was too big from all the times she would slap captain America (aye aye). So! Chris Evans took it from her and tried it on and he started snapping his fingers so they could twerk together (with a rhythm of course!!! They be smooth cats the way they tango!)

LITTLE DID CHRIS EVANS KNOW!!! That he ended up snapping away everyone on earth except for him and Natasha!!! (Now if that ain't a Cinderella story then I don't know what is)

SO! WHAT DID THEY HAVE TO DO AS THE LAST TWO PEOPLE ON EARTH?!?! WELL! You guessed it you crazy animals! They had to re-populate!!!

And that is how America and Russia's rivalry ended with a united nation of love <3 

- Da BONUS FEATURES-

Each child they had, they named them after the Kardashians, and as you can imagine they inherited Captain America's thickness!!! Natasha had a hard time managing all her kids so she ended up moving to Antartica. And that my gataS is how she became the winter soldier!? 

Her ass would visit on birthdays, but she would always be the creepy shadow in the background and no one noticed her. she really be blending like my flour makeup! 

one time! captain America noticed her and they started going at it like rabbits and the whole zoo!!! then!! they ended up birthing the entire population of muggles and they sent them to hOGWARTS (Y'all better watch it bECAUSE I WILL DO A CROSS OVER!!!!!)

EXPECTO PATROUNS I AM DONE! 

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(LOL sorry for letting my friend write again, but this will probably be the last story of this series. I wanted to thank everyone who read the parts and commented how they confused they were... because me too. Anyways, thank you for your patience, and I will update one of my other stories soon!)