(P.S. I decided to let my friend write another story. I know. It's been awhile since they last wrote one. Enjoy and I apologize in advance.)

AYE! U GATAS MISS MA ASS?? Oh shoot!! I have to read da last story I typed out to see what's happening ACKA!

Scarlett and Chris have been living in the woods for the past 5 years. They were thinking about going back to the Avengers tower, but they enjoyed their late night twerk sessions in the woods. They be blasting old cheetah girls to get their pappasitos going if you know what I mean.

Now. I know what you gatas are thinking. THANOS?? WHERE HIS ASS AT??

One night when Natasha and Steve were in their hole in the ground cooking an alligator. They were spazzing and ovulating as always! Those crazy kids! anyways, they looked up in the starry sky and they saw something floating above them.

Natasha started shouting "OH SHOOT! The aliens from Ghost in shell are gonna trap my ass!"

Steve started twerking near a tree, "LATASHA! Maybe if we start dancing we can alert whatever is up there!!!"

So the both of them started to twerk like Beyoncé at COAchella. They were really working the GLUTES! **aye aye wink wink**

And then suddenly what was flying above them shot down in the middle of their campfire where the alligator was getting cooked. It was Thanos.

Natasha started screaming for Jesus (or Putin who really knows with her) she was really losing her shit. Instead of staying there with Steve, she ran away. "BITCH! YO ASS IS ON YOUR OWN! U CAN DEAL WITH THAT PURPLE SACK!" As she was running off, her ass ran into a tree. (Now ladies and gentleman, watch where you're going when you run!)

Steve had one of the things ant-man has when he shrinks into an ant. So Steve shrunk himself and crawled into thanos' ass AND BOOM PURPLE EXPLOSION EVERYWHERE. Now kids. That's how captain america got his name "America's ass" he really be lookin out for our asses.