Natasha and Steve were asleep in the kitchen from going all night papisitos! The table is still broken into like 50 pieces. Clint and his wife,Laura, had just woken up. They went downstairs to make breakfast. Instead they found Steve and Natasha naked!

They were butt naked smack center in the kitchen! Steve's ding dong,unfortunately, was covered from sleeping on his belly. I know yall wanted his ding dong to show but thats not the case.

Clint took his bow and arrows and shot one of the arrows into Steve's ass. Steve immediately woke up like 'BISH WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! DID CUPID PUT AN ARROW INTO MY ASS?! THANK GOD IT DIDN'T GO INSIDE MY KRAKEN!'

Laura took a bucket of ice cold water and threw it onto Natasha like the Ice Bucket Challenge. Natasha put her Black Widow moves into action and "accidentally" pushed pregnant Laura out the window! Natasha is always ready with her Black Widow moves!

Clint ran over to Laura and asked,"Laura are you okay?" Laura responded with "Thank god our baby child didn't pop out of my womb like a rocket and rip my uterus apart!"

They went back inside to find Natasha and Steve going at it like wild rabbits again. Fortunately, the kids had earplugs on and were still upstairs sleeping.

Clint and Laura threatened to throw them out of the house with a bat. Natasha and Steve decided to continue their physical love action in the woods. They got poison ivy and were sprayed by a skunk. NOT A GOOD COMBINATION!

Remember kids, if you want to continue going at it, DON'T DO IT IN THE WOODS!

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