Receiver: Ciel what are you writing???

Ciel: A fanfic. :D

Receiver: Uu! Uu! of who??? Blue moon and Punkish? My sister and Reactor? Hansel and Radical?? Who??? tell mee!!!

Ciel: wow. You're a shipper but no. I'm writing a fanfic about you and Edge! :3

Receiver: *blushes* wha? Why?

Ciel: White asked me to this morning. He said he'll pay me. But this must be a secret. Wait...

Edge: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP IT A SECRET YOU IDIOT!!!!

Receiver:... Ouh well. But isn't he broke tho.