Naruto POV

He made a handsighn and then

Poof!

He disappeared

"A SHADOW CLONE!?!! I yelled looking around  Konohamaru well... the REAl Konohamaru was nowhere to be seen.

I sighed and turned around walking back to my seat.

"Huh?" I said confused

"Where's my Ramen?!?"
I asked Teuchi

"Uh.. Ya must've ate it little man" He answered

"BUT I DIDNT" I screamed

I whipped around in my chair and saw Konohamaru racing away with MY ramen

I'll repeat: MY RAMEN

"JERK"I yelled getting up and running after him.

"GIVE ME MY RAMEN BACK!" I screamed after him.

----Konohamarus POV---
I had my plan in place.Now it was time to see it through.

I walked over to the alley behind IchiRaku Ramen.

Sure enough. Naruto was there.

This was it.

You know Naruto has been practicing a new jutsu. But what?

He's been acting strange. lately and you want to get to the bottom of it.

You've been planning for months now.

Don't mess this up

Konohamaru

Here goes

"NARUTO" I yelled he spun around and I walked  out of the alleyway

"Konohamaru!" He said

What do I say again? Oh yeah!
"Naruto. My enemy! I challenge YOU to a SEXY OFF" I told him.

" YOUR ON" He screamed
Just as planned

What an idiot he smirked making a hand sign

"SEXY JUTSU~" I yelled

Not only making myself sexy.
But creating a shadow clone in the resteraunt behind Naruto

Naruto did his sexy jutsu and I fell back because of a nose bleed

Oh no

Not apart of the plan!

I got back up my heart pounding
"I'm not goin' down withought a fight" I told him" creating more me in sexy form.

Hurry up shadow clone!

My clone was hiding under the table-thing in order to not get caught.

Before I knew it.

"SHADOW CLONE JUTSU" He yelled

I was surrounded

I flung back because of a nose bleed
My clones disappeared

Even the one in the shop!

Not good
Not good
Not good

I had lost he was gunna turn around and leave

My plan would be ruined

"Hey boss can I ask you something?"

I asked in a panick

"Huh" he said givin me that weird squint look he sometimes did."Sure.."

"I need help with girls"
Is what I tried not to say

Oh I said it
Kind of I more so stuttered it
And I regret it

The rest is a blur

" WHO?"

When he asked that I snapped back into reality

He was asking me who

"Akamaru!" I said in a panick I watched my shadow clone reaching up for the bowl

Naruto looked at me with a mix of shock confusion.

I screwed up.

A/n o
O mah gerd I ship it
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