Naruto and his team left the land of Iron 2 days after the fight and continued talks, Mifune agreed to the trade agreements.

They were now heading back to the village and to Akane's happiness leaving the land of Iron and the cold, she really hated the the cold.

As they continued walking a puff of smoke appeared on Naruto's head showing Gamakichi on it.

"Hey bro how's it going?".

"I'm doing good Gamakichi, what are you doing here?".

"Oh Jiraiya-sama sent me here to give you a mission, also do you have snacks?".

Naruto's eyebrow twitched but handed him a couple bags of candy and chips "tell me what and this time share the snacks or I'll tell Gamabunta you stole some of his sake for Toad Jiji".

Gamakichi's eyes widened in horror at what his father will do "N-no don't worry I'll share I promise!".

"So what did Toad Jiji want me to do?".

"He asked you to go and meet a spy near the sound village, all the information is on the scroll and you have to go alone" said Gamakichi handing him the scroll "we'll see ya bro".

Naruto opened up the scroll and read it over realizing why Jiraiya wanted him to go since if something happened to Jiraiya then Naruto would be in charge of the spy network. Not only that but at the bottom of the scroll he was asking him to check a seal on the spy to see if he can remove it.

"Well guys looks like I have to leave you" said Naruto.

"Naruto you know that's a terrible idea, plus your grandma and Hokage-sama wouldn't agree to this given who you are" said Yamato.

"That maybe so but if I show up with all of you the spy might not even come... So in other words have fun dealing with an angry Bachan!!" Said Naruto as he threw a smoke bomb and over 600 clones appeared running off into different directions.

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Naruto was heading to the location his Toad Jiji gave him to meet the spy, he was currently alone since he ditched then leaving Yamato to deal with the backlash.

As he continued to travel he couldn't help but snicker as he remembered Yamato's expression when he told him to have fun explaining this to Tsunade.

He continued to run through the forest for another hour until he finally arrived at the spot and slowly walked over to the tree to wait.

It wasn't long until he felt a chakra signature heading to him.. but it felt like an Uzumaki chakra signature which confused him.

Naruto sensed her nearby but was staying a decent distance away which confused him for a second until he remembered this is the first time she's seeing him so she doesn't recognize him.

"When the leaves of the trees turn red".

"Then they begin to fall".

"After they fall the ground becomes white".

"Once the white is gone then green will come again".

Naruto smiled when he heard her land near him and when he looked at her he couldn't help but admit she was very attractive.

"So your the fuck face that Jiraiya-sama sent" she said with a glare "have to admit your pretty fucking cute".

Naruto's eyebrow twitched before he smirked "your not bad yourself you cunt".

"Hehe I like you, Tayuya Uzumaki".

"Naruto Uzumaki Senju".

After he said his name her eyes widened upon hearing that and she looked down at his hand seeing the seal of the dragon which was the same as hers.

"Your the one Jiraiya-sama mentioned..." She muttered under her breath.

"Hehe I guess I am and he asked me to check your seal as well, so once you hand me the information I promise to look at it ok?".

She just nodded her head so fast both him and Kurama wondered how it didn't break.

Tayuya pulled out a scroll and handed it to him and he didn't sense anything on it so he opened it and read over the scroll since he knew Jiraiya wouldn't mind unless he gave specific instructions not to look.

After a couple minutes of reading the scroll he couldn't help but narrow his eyes at the mention that Orochimaru is meeting with the Kazekage, not only that but apparently he also has a spy in Konoha deeply embedded. The last thing Naruto noticed was that apparently Orochimaru has been sending letters to a hawk of darkness about working together to overthrow and kill the Hokage.

"Thank you Tayuya this information will help us greatly" said Naruto as he activated a seal on his tattoo and put the scroll into it making it so only he can get to it "now let's look at your seal".

Tayuya has never removed her tunic so fast in her life, she then turned around and sat down moving her hair to the side to allow him to see the curse mark.

Naruto walked up to her and kneeled down examining the seal, as he did he brought his hand to it and pushed his chakra into the seal to figure it out more. As he did this he asked her lots of different questions about the curse and how it affected her when she used it or her regular chakra.

After 5 long minutes Naruto removed his hand and brought it to his chin thinking it over.

"So can you remove the fucking thing?" Asked Tayuya timidly.

"Yeah but it will take me some time to figure out the full extent of the curse seal, so I'd like to make a copy of it and study it further when I return to the village" said Naruto.

She just nodded her head as Naruto pulled out a blank scroll and copied it to the very last detail and how the seal felt and reacted, he didn't leave a single detail out or else all the work he will be doing will be pointless.

"Alright and done, the seal Jiraiya put on you will hold on for a long time so it'll give me plenty of time to figure it out and make sure it works with no drawbacks" said Naruto.

They both stood up and Naruto extended his hand to her.

She smirked and took it "see ya later piss for brains".

"And I'll see you later you fucking bitch".

"Asswipe".

"Cunt".

"Slut".

"Man whore".

"Skank".

"...tomato".

A vein appeared on Naruto's forehead and he was now debating on punching her.

Tayuya smirked "see ya later Na~ru~to" she said before she kissed his cheek and ran off.

"Great now you'll end up with two Uzumaki woman... What's next another Jinchūriki and the daughter of a kage?" Said Kurama.

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Up in heaven Kami heard her boss laughing again, so she grabbed the largest bottle of whiskey she could find and decided to drink till not even her godly liver can handle it.

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A couple days later Naruto arrived back at the village and when he walked passed the gates he saw that a massive crater was now on the wall and quickly realized it was most likely Yamato who was punched by his grandma.

He walked through the village waving to some of the people he passed who waved towards him. As he continued walking he felt a shiver down his spine and turned around and went pale because of the great evil behind him that all men and women fear... Fangirls and boys....

"NARUTO-KUN!!" They yelled running towards him as fast as they could and at the front of the pack was Ino leading them.

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!" Screamed Kurama.

Naruto ran as fast as he could and even started to jump from building to building to escape but wherever he went they were behind him which made no sense since they were mainly civilians.

He landed on a water tower and was about to jump when he was tackled "oh Naruto-kun I missed you!!" Said Ino rubbing her face on his chest and inhaling his scent deeply "oh he smells so good...".

Naruto felt disturbed and literally pried her off of him and shot off into the sky running as fast as he could trying to escape.

"LET ME HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!" Yelled a woman almost tackling him.

He thankfully dodged her but then dodged a fan boy "let me show you what real love feels like~".

Before Naruto could say or do anything he felt someone grab his shoulder and the next thing he knew he was on top of the Hokage monument.

"You ok Otouto?" Said Kakashi.

"Oh thank you Kakashi.. I thought I would have been raped by them...".

Kakashi patted his back to comfort him understanding what that hell was like. Himself, his sensei and Itachi all dealt with it and once Naruto gets older it'll just get worse.

"It's a big brothers job to protect his Otouto" said Kakashi "besides I got permission from Hokage-sama to train you when your not busy here in the village".

"Really!?".

"Mhm, now come on let's go to his office since I'm sure Tsunade-sama isn't happy".

"Hehe... Yeah....".

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Naruto was head first in the floor with the only sign of him being his feet which were sticking out.

"HOW STUPID ARE YOU!? YOU WENT OUT ON YOUR OWN WHEN YOUR WELL AWARE THAT EVERY SINGLE VILLAGE WOULDN'T HESITATE TO CAPTURE YOU!!!!" Yelled Tsunade.

Naruto still wasn't responsive so Kakashi grabbed him by his foot and pulled him up showing that he was unconscious.

Tsunade grabbed some smelling salt and put it Infront of his nose and almost immediately he woke up.

"I DIDN'T DRINK BACHANS SAKE STASH!!!" He yelled before he realized where he was.

"Ok ignoring that... Why did you go out on your own especially when you know how dangerous it is".

He sighed and looked her in the eyes "because I didn't want to scare the spy away, plus the less people that know her the better especially since I was near the sound border. Oh right that reminds me" he put his hand over one of the tattoos on his arm and a scroll popped out "here you are Jiji".

"Thank you Naruto-kun and also thanks to you we know have a steady supply of chakra rich iron ore along with a possible ally in the future" said Hiruzen. "Oh right also Tsunade and Yona are aware of this but I feel like I need to tell you now".

"Hm what is it?" Asked Naruto noticing a small smirk on Hiruzens face and a glare on Tsunade's.

"You've been put into the CRA and will be required to at a minimum have 8 wives considering you are the last member of the Senju and the only male of the Uzumaki".

"WHAT!?!?!?!?".