Dashi: hehe I'm so dead after this. I think to myself as I sneak into Tobirama's room, holding a shit ton of Uchiha shit that I "borrowed" from Madara.

Tobirama sleeps sounds calmly, gently petting the kitty sleeping beside him.

Dashi decorates Tobirama's bedroom with all kinds of Uchiha shit and somehow changes Tobirama's covers to Uchiha covers. I then grab a marker and draw "I love Uchiha" on Tobirama's face.

DAH CAT wakes up and stretches, noticing dashi's presence, it tilts its head to the side confused.

I pet the cat gently until it goes back to sleep. phew, that could've been a disaster. I think to myself.

Suddenly

"what are you doing in my room, dashi?" mumbles a tired Senju, eyes are still closed.

"oh, shi- oh hey Tobi-kun~" I say nervously, laughing a little.

Tobirama opens his eyes and sits up, looking around, sleepily. 

Dashi slowly walks towards the door, quietly but gets stopped.

"Dashi," Tobirama says, growling slightly. his gaze burning into my soul.

"y-yea?" I ask, turning around with a nervous smile.

"WHY THE HELL IS UCHIHA'S SHIT IN MY ROOM?!" yells the still tired but pissed Senju.

"u-uhhhh bye!" I yell before running for my life. Thank Kami he didn't see his fa- my thoughts get interrupted by a screaming leopard. 

"YOU'RE DEAD DASHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I hear Tobirama yell, running fast behind me.

"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!" I scream, running desperately faster.