I have no excuse...
Well this is HAWKward XD
What? Don't believe me, check my KOALAfications, I'm a certified wattpadian...
Oh the huMANATEE, you think I'm LOIN to you...
You have GOAT to be kidding me... My KOALAfications are a CATastrophe
I thought they were PURRRfect...

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What, you don't think I'm PUNny...
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HAWKward....