So

this is a very weird story

Kami means god ye.

So Kami has a sister named Yami.

And their full names are Kamirako and Yamirako.

They don't really have a gender but Kamirako appears as a male and Yamirako a female.

Yamirako is the second strongest in the world of spirits with Kamirako at the first. Since they are in the royal spirits family, Kamirako is the ruler of the world of spirits and Yamirako is addressed as 'princess'.

And Yamirako has forbid Yamirako from entering the world of living since she would cause a lot of trouble.

butttt she enters anyways.

There has been a lot of versions of this but all of them only have one chapter.

some are deleted.

soem are not.

i'll share the ones that still exist.

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"NII-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!" Yamirako, or known to the humans as Yami, barged into Kamirako's room.

"Ughhh, what is it again, Yami?" Kamirako sighed as he put down his pen.

"Can't I go??? Just this once???" Yamirako pleaded.

"No, Yami. I've already said that a lot of times. I've already had enough of your trouble here. Sending you to the world of living will only cause me more trouble," Kamirako shook his index finger. "You're already over 10000 years old, why can't you act more mature?"

"Well, what? You want me to act like that old lady Satou who lives in tat old hut?" Yami deadpanned. "Come on!!! Paperwork can't be that bad~"

Kamirako shook his head. "I'm still finding the bodies for Asharu's reincarnation and other stuff, I'm not dealing with you messing up the whole world of living. Time rotation can mess things up, Yami."

"But-"

"Yamirako." Kami said sternly.

Yamirako pouted. "You're like those humans' moms..."

Kamirako grew a tick mark. "What!?"

"Yeah, I said you're like that, what, uh, Mita- Yeah, Mito Uzumaki," Yami crossed her arms.

"Get out now," Kami sighed.

"No."

"Out."

"No."

"Out."

"No."

"I swear to- ughhhhh, Yamirako...." Kamirako sighed. "Out, last warning."

"No."

"..." Kamirako gave her a death glare which didn't work on her. She's was Yami, for fuck's sake. Nothing scares her.

The two had an intense glaring contest which send a shiver down everyone's spine.

"Fine...you wanna go there so bad?" Kamirako smirked. Yamirako raised her eyebrows.

"Down you go then."

Just as he said that, a portal sucked her in.

She fell.

A shrilling scream could be heard in the living world.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yamirako screamed as she fell.

Correct the sentence a few sentences above. She's terribly scared of falling.

"-OOF!!!!!!!!!" She grunted in pain as she landed on a huge comfy bed that she summoned just in time to catch her from her fall.

She pouted as she massaged her chin. "Sheesh, nii-san baka. So mean."

With a sigh, she stood up and looked around. Now, where is she?

In the middle of a clearing.

The bed disappeared as she stepped down, wandering around in her 13 year old body. "Wherererererereerereeeeerrrreeeeee am I?????????????"

She sighed as she dropped down on the ground. "I forgot to bring some Senbei to chew onnn.......I think I left them in hell...What a drag, Sharo must've eaten them."

She silently mourned for her senbei, laying on the floor until she fell asleep.

Should'a summoned her bed.

"HEYYY!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!" a voice screamed as Yamirako groaned.

"Five....fucking...minutes....nii-san..." She muttered.

Nii-san?

Her nii-san just thrown her into the world of living.

"Huh?" she looked up to see a boy staring at her.

"Phewww!!!!!! You're awake!!!" The boy grinned. "I thought you were dead there. What are you doing here?"

"I'm teaching my goldfish how to walk," She answered with a blank face.

"Woah!!!! That's so cool!!!! Can I watch!?" He grinned, excited.

The fuck?

He actually fell for it?

I deadpanned at the laughing boy whose laughter stopped when he met my deadpan. "Um...uh.....Was that...uh...sarcasm...?"

"No, it wasn't," Yamirako rolled her eyes.

"...Oh." the boy blinked. He slowly curled up into a ball and became depressed. "I'm such an idiot...idiot...idiot..."

Yamirako tilted her head. What's up with humans? They're hella weird. Do they do this all the time?

"So, human. What is your name?" She asked.

"The name's Hashirama!!!" he grinned, recovering from his 'depression'. "What's yours?"

"Not telling," Yamirako grinned cheekily.

"Eh? That ain't fair!!! I told you mine and you should tell me yours!!!" He pouted.

"Call me....the fabulous goddess of ultimate darkness and shadows...who will someday take over the world of living," she whispered mysteriously as Hashirama listened in interest.

"That's an awesome name!!!" He grinned. "But a bit too long...What about Yoru?"

"Yoru?" Yamirako tilted her head.

"Yeah, Yoru means dark. You said you're the goddess of darkness of whatever...so?"

Yamirako blinked. Humans are so weird. "Yoru it is then."

"Alright!!!!!" He grinned. "Well, what do you like, Yoru?"

"Like what?" Yami asked.

"Food, colours, anything!!!"

"Uh...food....Senbei, I guess. They're nice to chew on," Yami answered.

"I like mushroom mixed soup!!!" Hashirama grinned, again. 'Doesn't it hurt to keep grinning like that?' Yami thought.

"Where do you live, Hashirama?" Yami asked. This was what humans discussed about, isn't it?

"Huh, we can't say that can we?" Hashirama tilted his head.

"Oh. I did not know that. Humans are weird," Yami muttered.

"Um...okay..." Hashirama sweatdropped. He gazed at the setting sun and stood up. "I should go home now, you should too. Should we meet here again soon?"

"We shall," Yami nodded before disappearing in a blur.

"Woah....she's incredible..." Hashirama gaped.

It was dark at night. The moonlight was covered by the dark clouds as a faint red light shone in the forest.

Yamirako was wandering through the forest with her eyes glowing red.

Her eyes glow red when it's dark. But she didn't give a fuck.

Crows caw in her presence, following her from behind along with the bats who came out to hunt.

Yamirako facepalmed. "Ugh, I could've just created a house. Thanks, Tsuki-chan," she nodded to a crow who cawed in return.

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other version.

the first half was deleted, but hashirama was grown up and brought her to konoha.

they visited madara together.

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She exited the house and headed towards the garden which was right outside where no one could see.

She looked up.

"NII-SAN!!!!!!!! GIVE ME SENBEI!!!!!!!!"

(Senbei is a snack, if you dont know.)

Silence.

She saw something fall from the sky.

Happily, she caught it.

It was a small pebble with a note stuck to it.

The note read: [no. that'll teach you to be annoying.]

Yamirako growled as she shattered the pebble. "Fuck you, Kami nii-san. AT LEAST SAVE MY SENBEI IN HELL FROM SHARO!!!!!"

Another pebble fell from the sky, hitting her straight on the head.

[no. :)]

I sighed as I plopped on my new bed, staring at the ceiling. "Hmm...this feels boring....I wanna see something happen."

I sat up on my bed, thinking. A light bulb appeared on my head. I took a deep breath and started focusing my 'dark spiritual energy' or the humans call it 'Yin Chakra' all over me. But...mine is a different type of spiritual energy since...I'm literally a goddess.

In a small burst of confetti that I designed to annoy nii-san, I disappeared.

Does confetti even exist yet?

"SURRRRRPRISEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed as I appeared right behing Sharo, startling him.

"E-Eh!? Yamirako!?" He grinned. "Man, I missed you!!!! Where'd you go?"

"The world of living," I shrugged.

"Wow, you actually convinced Kamirako to let you go???" He pouted. "Why didn't you bring me along???"

"That's punishment for eating my senbei," I crossed my arms.

"H-How'd you know?" he paled.

"Sharo-koon..." I licked his cheeks, pinning him against the wall as my eyes glowed red. He eeped loudly, blushing. "I...know everything. So don't mess with me."

"Huh, I didn't know you were dating with Sharo, Yami-hime," a voice said.

I gasped loudly, blushing as I glared at the 'manager of hell', Kuroi.

Kuroi is basically...yeah, the manager of hell. He keeps the prisoners in check and is kinda like the commander in hell. But I'm stronger than him. hehe.

Sharo here, is his cousin who just came to play. He's kinda like my best friend.

"How's the prince doing?" I tilted my head.

"Oh, he's enjoying his job," Kuroi shrugged. "His brother is still teasing him," he smiled warmly. "It's a good thing Kami-sama let them forget the memories of their older selves..."

I blinked and shrugged. It's weird how they get that warm fuzzy feeling. I've never felt it before.

"Well, I wanna see him," I crossed my arms.

"Of course, Yami-hime."

He brought us to the 'Hobby room' (Yep. TG lel XDDDD jkjk) as I looked around.

A figure caught my attention.

He looked back at me and nodded in acknowledgement with a small smirk.

"Hn. It is good to see you again, hime."

"Of course it would be, I'm the best," I fliipped my hair sassily. "So, how're you doing...Indra?"

"Quite fine," Indra Otsutsuki turned back to his 'toy'.

"So you're enjoying your days here. Do I get a thanks?" I hugged him from behind, licking his cheeks.

"Hn." He answered, ignoring my weird actions.

I pouted. "Man, I always get a reaction out of Sharo but not you. You're so boring."

My eyes suddenly widened. "OH SHIT!!!!!! HASHI-KUN'S GONNA NOTICE IM GONE!!!!!! SHARO, SHARO, GIMME THE BOOK!!!!!!!!!"

"OKIII!!!!!!!" he screamed as he ran towards Kuroi's office.

I disappeared in confetti again.

Indra's eyes twitched.

I would never know that the confetti annoyed him until Shimiko told me.

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When Kami bans Yami from heaven

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A yell of "FUUUUUUUCCKKKKKK!!!!!!" could be heard in a certain goddess' house.

"I got- I got- wha-" Yamirako growled, killer intent flooding her room. "Fuck you....Kamirako......How dare you ban me from heaven...you little piece of shit....."

She slowly stood up from her bed and out of her apartment, emitting dark aura. "I will slowly peel your skin off your flesh...." Down the street...

"I will rip your nails out then cut your fingers of your hands....I will slowly break every single bone in your body (TG reference uwu) ...Tear your limbs apart and send you to hell as a gift to Jashin-chan..." She seethed.

"No, what Jashin would want a disgusting creature like you...you tear people apart from their worlds and send them somewhere they don't belong...." She blinked. "Oh wait that's me who does that. Nevermind."

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thats the hashirama version.

this is more...cheerful? idk.

the other version is uhhhhh she caused a hell load of trouble and made hundreds of spirits who were gurading the barrier disappear just to visit the world of living.

:D

she went there without permission in that version.

the other version was her falling to the time when Naruto was genin.

ye.

lol so if you wanna write a story of a goddess wandering aorund the human world for satisfaction

say it in the comments

thanks :D

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