"talking"
{thinking}
<magic or jutsu>

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It has been six months since Naruto arrived in this new land. Learning a new language had been surprisingly easy. Though he did find out that he was dyslexic in this world also but he knew he how to deal with it. He still found it weird to be in a totally new dimension, gained the renne sharigan tesigan mergment.

That was not all bad, for you see; he had met a a good guy with the same problem. The two got along very well. They were both impulsive and that hated being in school. Naruto's reason was because of his experience in the academy back home, while Percy's reason was that weird shit happened to him and that made not a lot of people like him. Now, Naruto being himself did not really give a rat's ass about that. That and the fact that he told Percy about his ninja abilities and his kamigan(the mergment) only strengthened their friendship, and slowly love, Percy wished that he could make Shadow Clones to do his own homework. However in a dark part of his mind had another reason to love shadow clones that would bring a massive nosebleed to anyone who saw it.

Then through that friendship came another. Through Percy, he had meet Grover Underwood. The boy was a cripple because he was always seen with crutches. He was also a bit of a hippy in his opinion because of the fact that he barely ever ate meat and by the way he dressed. Though all in all, Grover was a very nice guy. He usually looked out for Percy and himself the best he could, of course being crippled made him a bit weak. but the ended up all together with growing love, but they all didn't say it.

Now, however, our trio was on a bus to the Metropolitan Museum of Art. They were taking a trip to learn about Greek Mythology, not that Naruto needed it since he knew most of it already. Sitting in his seat, Naruto saw what Percy was wearing(same in book) Grover, who was sitting right next to Percy, had his usual crutches, a yellow shirt and some oversized pants on that hid his shoes and a large beenie. Naruto was the odd ball of the group. Compared to his old clothes, he wore a pair of black shoes, some jeans, and a red and black shirt on that had a picture of a bluish silver Chinese dragon roaring with a massive spout of fire erupting from his mouth.Iruka and a black hat to cover the third eye He grew on his forehead (Kamigan)

He was getting annoyed at the moment because Nancy Bobofit was throwing wads of her peanut butter and jelly at Grover, who was acting like nothing was happening to him for their sake. Sure, if Percy did anything to stop her he would be expelled for something stupid. The boy was already on probation because of the odd shit that happened to him but he couldn't help it. Naruto, however, was not and he could do anything within reason. He smirked in anticipation.

"I am going to kill her." Naruto heard Percy mumble. "It is okay. I like peanut butter." Grover commented as he had to dodge piece of Nancy's lunch.

"That's it!" Percy growled out as she started to get up but Grover kept him down. That is when percy saw the look in Naruto's eyes and smirked. "You're already on probation." Grover reminded Percy. "You know who'll get blamed if anything happens." Percy smirked and said, "Only if I am the one doing it."

That statement made Grover suddenly look at Naruto and he was about to warn his other friend in the seat next to them, but he never got the chance to because at that moment, Nancy threw another piece of her lunch at Grover. Naruto, who had been fiddling with a paper football, immediately threw the paper projectile at the wad and it caught the piece of sandwich and kept on traveling to the window where it struck through a bit.

"Ms. Boba fett" Naruto started with an annoyed smirk as he made fun of the girl's last name. "Please stop that."

"Why the hell you care Uzumaki! You too cool for those two losers, so why bother helping them?" The red head questioned.

"Because they are better people then you are. and i told you i don't swing your way." Naruto said with a glare that sent chills down the girl's spine. "Now please stop or next time, the paper football will be in you and not the window."

Nancy took another look at window to see part of the paper was outside and paled. She quickly nodded her head. "Good girl." Naruto said making a lot of the students around them laugh, included Percy and Grover.

Mr. Brunner led the museum tour. He rode up front in his wheelchair, leading the group through the big galley, past marble statues, and glass cases full of really old black and orange pottery. Naruto could not help but chuckle at the choice of colors. Naruto looked at Percy and saw the boy was blown away by the fact that this old stuff was in good condition.

Turning their attention to Mr. Brunner, they went quiet, listen to the guy tell them about the ancient gods and other stuff like that. He had gathered them around a thirteen-foot-tall column with a big sphinx on the top, and the man started telling us how it was a grave marker, a stele, for a girl about our age. He told us about the carvings on the sides.

Naruto noticed that Percy was actually paying attention but the idiots around them would not shut up and when Percy told them to be quiet, for some odd reason Ms. Dodds, the annoying substitute math teacher, would give the both of them the evil eye. It was like she expected them to do something bad. That annoyed Naruto even further and he was getting a bad vibe from her. Her chakra was odd too; he would have to keep an eye out for her.

Grover noticed this as well and we both nodded to each other. This was someone they would keep an eye out for because when Percy told them that he thought she was not human, Grover had given him a very serious look like he already knew and agreed with her. Naruto just didn't like her because she was an old bitch!

Anyway, Mr. Brunner just kept on talking about Greek funeral art. When Nancy blabbed about a naked man on the Stele, Naruto saw Percy snapped and practically yelled at her to shut up. "Mr. Jackson." came the voice of Mr. Brunner, "did you have a comment"

"No sir." percy replied, embarrassed by his outburst, which made Naruto shake his head. Sure, he was going to say the same to the red head but Percy beat him to it.

The wheelchair man then pointed to one of the pictures on the stele, asking percy what the picture meant.

"That's Kronos eating his kids, right?"

"Yes," Mr. Brunner said, looking not that satisfied. "And can you tell me why?"

Seeing Percy have a hard time answer that question, Naruto decided to help out. "The psycho ate his kid because there was some prophecy telling him that his kids were going to take over one day like he did." Naruto explained, getting a sigh of relief from Percy who then quickly blushed at Naruto when no one was looking. "He, the Titan Lord went and got his panties in a twist and ate his kids because of that, but all he really did was set the prophecy in motion and screwed himself over because his wife hid her last born, Zeus and gave the guy a rock to eat. Talk about a real rock head." Naruto joked, which made a lot of people laugh, including Mr. Brunner. "Anyway, when Zeus was all grown up he tricked his dad into barfing up his brothers and sisters and well, the war between Titans and God came to be and the Gods won."

"Eeew!" one of the girls commented on the barfing part.

Behind the two everyone heard Nancy Bobofit mumble, "Like we're going to use this in real life. Like it's going to say on our job applications, 'Please explain why Kronos ate his kids'."

"And why, Mr. Jackson, Mr. Uzumaki." Mr. Brunner said, "to paraphrase Miss Bobofit's excellent question, does this matter in real life?" "Busted." Grover muttered "Shut up!" Nancy barked at Grover, her face going redder then her hair. "I don't know." Percy shrugged, a little relieved that Nancy was picked as well.

Naruto said, "Maybe if we go to Greece we need to know this stuff or decide to work in a museum or as the old saying goes you can't judge a book at its cover for you never now what is myth and  legends are stories that have happen once so as the saying goes the once ignorant to the past are doomed to repeat it."

"I see." Mr. Brunner said, a bit amazed. "Well full credit to you both. Zeus did indeed feed Kronos a mixture of mustard and wine, which made him throw up his other five children, who of course, being immortal Gods, had been living and growing up completely undigested in the Titan's stomach. The gods defeated their father, sliced him to pieces with his own scythe, and scattered his remains in Tartarus, the darkest part of the Underworld. On that happy note, it's time for lunch. Mrs. Dodds, would you lead us back outside?"

The class drifted off, the girls holding their stomachs, the guys rough housing like normal and acting like morons. Grover, percy, and Naruto were about to follow when Mr. Brunner said, "Mr. Jackson, Mr. Uzumaki."

They told Grover to keep one going while they handled whatever the teach was going to say to them. "Sir?" Mr. Brunner had this look, like he knew a lot more then he let on and that had seen too much.

"You two must learn the answer to my question." "About the Titans?" Percy asked. "About real life. And how your studies apply to it." "Oh." The two mumbled, though Naruto had the sinking feeling that the man was talking about both things.

"What you two learn from me," he started, "is vitally important. I expect you to treat it as such. I will only accept the best from both of you, Percy Jackson, Naruto Uzumaki." This made both of the teenagers a bit angry at the man, sure he was cool in class when he set up those tournament days, but the man was pushing the two of them a bit hard.

percy mumbled something about trying harder while Naruto just nodded his head as they left to go eat. Naruto noticed that Mr. Brunner gave a long sad look at the stele. It was odd to say the least. Heh, maybe the guy knew the girl.

he told Percy to go ahead and walked up to Mr Brunner. "I know how you are sentuar" naruto stated and made Mr Brunner stiffen. "and I know me and Percy are different and that the substitute teacher is a kindly one. I can not say who my parents are are what I truly am but I came from the elemental nations. good by Mr Brunner" he said leaving a shocked teacher.

The class gathered on the front steps of the museum, where they could watch the foot traffic along Fifth Avenue. The two noticed that storm clouds were brewing. "Hey Naruto, what do you think is going on...with the weather and all?"

Naruto gave the boy a 'are-you-serious' look. "You're asking me? I am not the freaking weather man, but odd crap like this has been going on for several months now. You see it all over the news. Strange is because no one else seems to notice the clouds other than us."

With that, the two teenagers joined Grover as the fountain and sat down to eat. It was away from the others so they would not be bothered and the fact that Percy didn't like being part of the school in the first made it seem that were not part of the school for freaks. Of course, Naruto didn't care but he was at first pissed that he had to go to a school like this.

"Detention?' asked Grover."Nah," Percy answered, "Not from Brunner. I just wish he'd lay off me sometimes. I mean...I am not a genius."

After bit, they were quiet. Then Grover asked for Percy's apple and the boy gave it to him. Percy seemed a little lot in thought. "Thinking about your mom?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah, we are kind of close to her place. I hope she is doing alright, I mean she has been living with Gabe after all." Percy said, a little angry about his mom still with Gabe.

"Dude, I am sure she is alright. She put up with that slob this far, I am sure can do it a little bit more. Still don't see what she sees in that guy though." Naruto commented.

Percy nodded and was about to unwrap her sandwich when Nancy Bobofit and her annoying friends came over and got brave by dumping her lunch on Grover, making Naruto and Percy glare at her.

"Oops." She drawled out while smirking at Percy, as if daring her to do something about. That and Naruto did not have a paper football to help some. Naruto could tell that Percy was pissed and was trying to keep his temper down and was failing miserably. Then something weird happened. The water from the fountain rose up and knocked her on her ass.

That is not what she saw though. "percy and Naruto pushed me!" Then that old bitch, Miss Dodds came right up to them with a hard glare. Around them they heard whispers of what happened. Apparently, Naruto was not the only one to see the water move.

After the old crone had made sure Nancy was alright, she turned the two and started off with that "Now honey" crap, but Percy beat her to it. "I know." Percy grumbled, "A month of erasing workbooks." Naruto just sighed; this old hag was probably going to give him something worse.

Though, it would seem that was not the right thing for percy to say. "Both of you come with me!" "Wait!' Grover spoke, "It was me! I pushed her!" They both started at Grover for that. Percy was stunned that Grover was trying to cover for them. Naruto was put off that Grover wanted the punishment for them.

The old crone didn't seem to by it and glared at him so hard that his chin trembled. He was scared of the old crone after all. "I don't think so, Mr. Underwood."

"But-"

"You-will-stay-here!" Miss Dodds forcefully said each word with anger, making Grover shrink a bit. "It is ok man." Percy said to his friend while Naruto nodded.

With that, they left with percy giving Nancy an evil glare while Naruto slowly took out a paper football, making the girl pale. That only made Naruto smirk. Though, when they looked back to Miss Dodds, she was already at the entrance of the museum. The two looked at each other, thinking how the hell did she get over there so fast?, well Naruto knew. Naruto got a gut feeling that this was not a good thing because there were very few people in this world able to move that fast.

The two walked to the end of the entrance, thinking that the old crone was going to make them buy a shirt to replace Nancy's wet one but that seem to not be the case because they walked right passed the gift shop. "Something is seriously not right here; how far into the museum does she need to take us to bitch at us?" Naruto thought as they walked deeper into the museum. He looked to that Percy had the same thoughts as him.

The small group made it back to the Greek and Roman gallery of the museum to find the place completely empty. They heard her growl as she looked at the marble picture of the Greek Gods. "You two have been making trouble for us." She said suddenly. This made the two look at her oddly. Percy was thinking about the candy he was selling while Naruto was thinking about the way he has been doing his homework and selling some of it to people who did not do theirs for good cash.

"Well?"

"Uh, I am not sure what you are talking about." Naruto replied. "Ma'am, I don't..." Percy started but the old crone didn't let her finish.

"Your time is up!" She hissed ominously. Then the weirdness came. Her eyes began to glow like barbeque coals. Her fingers stretched, into talons. Her jacket melted into large, leathery wings. She was not human that was for sure. She was pretty much an old bitch with bat wings and craws and a mouth full of yellow fangs and it seemed that she was the boys as her next meal.

"Please tell me you see that too." Naruto whispered to Percy who fearfully nodded. "Good, then I am not the only one." That is when things got even weirder, because Mr. Brunner, who had been looking for naruto at the entrance, was at the entrance of the gallery with a pen in his hands.

"Percy catch!" The man yelled to them as he threw the item at them Percy.

That was when the old crone lunged at Percy. Naruto, thinking fast, made a seal appear on his pants and kunai holster appeared. He then took out two of the knives and threw them at whatever Miss Dodds had turned into. "Get away from my b-friend you psycho hag!" while he old had dodged that; he then saw Percy catch the pen, but the odd thing was that it had turned to a goldish sword. Naruto then brought out a gem letter opener in is hand in time to flip out of the way of Miss Dodds' claws.

percy's eyes widened when he saw his friend's new weapons. In Naruto's hands was a double sided spear with one side having a standard spear blade with gem on its center. The other side's blade had been separated into two tips about halfway down the blade.

Naruto rolled over to where Percy was and looked at Miss Dodds. She was getting up from her strike at Naruto and she looked pretty intimidating. Percy looked shaken by this. Then, she charged at the two and they only they thought of were to stab and slash her by percy and he did. Just as his blade met, the old crone burst in a shower of yellow powder. It was like she vaporized on the spot with nothing but the smell of sulfur and a dying screech that sent chills up their spines. There was an evil chill in the air, like those creepy eyes were watching their every move.

The boys were now alone in the gallery once more. They looked back to their weapons and were shocked to find something different in their possession. Percy had and gold ballpoint pen where Naruto had a crystal letter opener.

"Ok...." percy said out loud, "I think we should get back to the others....something odd is defiantly going on here."

"Right." naryto agreed when he saw that Mr. Brunner was not in the room they were in. "And you now about the CRA making me take many lover and you and Grover are going to me my first two" naruto said making Percy blush and get his was pinched by naruto.

Back outside, it had started raining. Grover was using his museum map as a tent to keep himself from getting too wet, while Nancy was still wet from earlier. She looked to them and smirked. "I hope Mrs. Kerr whipped your butts!"

"Who?" Percy let out.

"Our teacher, duh!"

The two blinked, asking who that was but all she did was walk away. They asked Grover where the old crone was, but he just gave them an odd look and asked, "Who?" But he did pause first before saying it, like he knew something was going on.

"Not funny man." Percy said, "This is serious." He didn't answer as thunder boomed overhead.

Shaking his head, Naruto lead Percy over to Mr. Brunner, who was under a red umbrella reading his book, like he never moved. He looked up distracted and asked, "Ah. My pen, please bring your own writing utensil in the future, Mr. Jackson." He said as the boy handed the item to him.

"Sir," Percy started, "where is Miss Dodds?"

"Who?" He said with a blank face.

"You know, the other chaperone, the math teacher." Naruto explained.

"There is no Miss Dodds on this trip, nor is there one in the school. Are you two feeling alright?" He asked concerned.

<time that is my domain freeze> said naruto and everyone froze beside naruto Percy Grover and Mr Brunner. "stop stalling trainer of hero's and Grover and just tell him" Grover and Mr Brunner cave and told Percy he was a demigod and had to go to camp half blood.

"now I can't tell you how my parent are but I come from the elemental nations and I am not the son of the god of time this is my power. act regularly and I will deal with the other things and Grover i want you as the second part of my harem because I am in the CRA that makes me take many lovers and I know you like me too." naruto said making Grover blush shake his head positive and he naruto and Percy share a kiss. Then started time up again.

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